Also population 100% robots
As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.
Submitted 1 year ago by PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Alter_Id@kbin.social 1 year ago
Just tried using Google Earth to check for any Taco Bell locations to confirm this. How convenient that it wouldn't let me look anywhere close to Mars. They're keeping something from us!
metaStatic@kbin.social 1 year ago
Alter_Id@kbin.social 1 year ago
Kinda neat, but pretty janky. Can't get it to open up in street view.
geekworking@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What do you think will be the first fast food franchise on Mars?
My guess is Subway. Don’t need to cook anything and all of the ingredients already have enough preservatives to make the journey.
chaogomu@kbin.social 1 year ago
Subway will also sell franchises to anyone and everyone, regardless of how close another franchise is.
It makes a lot of money for corporate at the expense of fucking over the franchise owners.
Infynis@midwest.social 1 year ago
So you’re saying Subway will be both the first and second fast food restaurants on Mars?
Teon@kbin.social 1 year ago
The Mars franchises are called Bell de la Taco, they have different branding laws on Mars. Lots of red tape.
DeepThought42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are also no toilets yet on Mars either, so it’s probably just as well.
Eczpurt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’d be legendary to be the first person to poo Taco Bell in a hole in the ground on Mars though
Drusas@kbin.social 1 year ago
Yet.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 year ago
S far as we know, this is a shit post.
Azurewrath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At some point there will be a race for what fast food chain is the first to go interplanetary
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
There’s at least 1 Planet Hollywood, though. Arnold set it up while filming Total Recall on location.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 year ago
Fair enough, but Taco Bell will give you squirts that resemble Jupiter.
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know why people keep saying this lol
Are there people out there who think taco bell has anything spicy on the menu?
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Probably because the lettuce in the tacos is the only fiber they’ve had in in a while.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 year ago
Spicy? No, it’s just a bunch of garbage “food”
elrondsmith@lemmy.world 1 year ago
there are not that much more tacobells outside of US
mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 1 year ago
As far as YOU know, mister.
Pratai@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.FTFY.
sebinspace@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think it’s a reference to Russell’s Teapot
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Nooooo
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Russell’s Taco Bell
Seraph@kbin.social 1 year ago
The average number of Taco Bells per planet in our solar system is greater than 0.
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As far as we know, there are only taco bells on the planet earth. As far as we know, taco bell is only a taco chain not a secret society masquerading as fast food taco restaurant. As far as we know, taco bell did not organize the JFK assassination. As far as we know, taco bell was not used to feed POWs during WW2. As far as we know, taco bell is not the public face of the order of the taco, a global shadow government that has ruled the realm of man since the dawn of time, deciding who wins wars, who develops technology, and who wins elections.
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But they are the favorite to win the fast food wars
Deceptichum@kbin.social 1 year ago
Didn’t Pizza Hut win that outside of the US?
robolemmy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Given the incomprehensible vastness of the universe, it’s the height of arrogance to assume that Taco Bell has not arisen in other star systems. The only thing doubtful is that extraterrestrial Taco Bells have visited Earth.
Carighan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah, the Fertaco Paradox!