If there was an afterlife, how would it work?

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Kissaki@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
There is no rationality in speculating about the afterlife.

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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  That is arguable.
  
  Any exploration into strange realms of life, memory or consciousness (and there have been many of those) might shed useful light on the subject for speculation.
  
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  - Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Just take some shrooms man
    
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  - MoreOrLess@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Everything is arguable
    
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- algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  You must be a blast at parties
  
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- MacDangus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Wow you’re amazingly smart and helpful.
  
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BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Assuming the Christian afterlife, it would be chock full of dead babies and children. They would outnumber adults significantly. Every single failed pregnancy, tiny little unformed baby angels. Even fertilized eggs that just fail to implant, Little blastocysts with wings…

It’s something like 1 in 3 fertilized eggs never get born. Then given global infant and child mortality, another good chunk die really young.

Add on top of that the fact that a good chunk of adults are going to hell, and presto, you have a heaven full of children with an average age well below puberty.

Given that, it’s probably a perpetual pizza party with a ball-pit and some mascots running while listening to baby shark.

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- FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Scripture says the soul enters the body on the first breath.
  
  And anyone who still argues anyhow… will likely say they’re condemned to hell because they were unable to accept their “lord and savior” (who ostensibly created everything so he could larp as such,)
  
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  - zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    I thought that’s what purgatory was for (if we ignore no biblical mention of it iirc).
    
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- funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  what the other guy said about first breath but also many people vastly overestimate how many humans there have been.
  
  There have been more humans born since 1900 than before (since humans first appeared).
  
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  - BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Not as far as any data I’ve seen…
    
    prb.org/…/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-eart….
    
    117 Billion Humans ever
    
    www.weforum.org/…/quantifying-human-existence/
    
    109 Billion Humans…
    
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- thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Heaven in Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is how I imagined it.
  
  readallcomics.com/johnny-the-homicidal-maniac-006…
  
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- NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  
  afterlife, it would be chock full of dead babies and children
  
  Alive babies and children, I guess.
  
  Why do you think they are dead then?
  
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Steve@communick.news ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
You should watch “The Good Place”.
The 4th season is all about this question.

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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Just started watching it. Presently at s01e03
  
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  - Wrewlf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Amazing, enjoy it
    
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sneezycat@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
If you were rational, it won’t.

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thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
The Lakota believed that this existence was only part of it all and when you died you would find a path before you. Depending on your life the path would have different characteristics. So if you are missed by your living family and your ancestors are proud of your choices, the path would be easy and it would come out unto the land of hunting and games until your passing onto the other. But if you don’t leave a good life and brought shame your path would be long dark and full of obstacles. You might forget who you are and be lost until the next world

This is what Black Elk kinda describes of the old world

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HipPriest@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
What if this is the afterlife of a religion we don't know about from our previous existence?

I don't think you can have a rational reply to your question - it's all head canon

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magnetosphere@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
It’s impossible to give a rational answer to an inherently irrational question.

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rynzcycle@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
As a practicing Frisbeetarian, I believe your soul lands on a roof and gets stuck there. You just get to watch as time and people pass by for all of time.

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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Philip Jose Farmer explored this idea in a few of his stories.
  
  In one there was an alien race. They thought it was tragic that people would die and be gone from the world forever. So they invented an artificial soul (called a “wathan”) hooked it up to all the sentient beings. Then they managed an artificial afterlife too.
  
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  - rynzcycle@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    The Frisbeetarian concept actually comes from a George Carlin joke, but I genuinely thought it was one of the most beautiful afterlife concepts I'd heard so I choose to believe it. That our souls are still here, but also at rest.
    
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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Um I think that not knowing is kind of the point. If we knew how it worked then it wouldn’t be the “after life” it would just be page two. Part of life is the unknowns. It is not always about figuring out the unknowns but learning to let go of them. They will always be unknown it is much better to learn to let them be and let go.

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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  So, semantically speaking, it can’t exist. Ok.
  
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  - Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    I don’t believe that is what I said at all but okay…
    
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TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Not exactly an “afterlife” per se. But stay with me on this.

Space is most likely infinite in extent. The amount of information in the part we can see (our “Hubble Volume” – the part of space where light has had a chance to reach us) is finite. Given an infinite number of trials, every possible outcome will happen an infinite number of times. (Given infinite D20 rolls, you’ll get an infinite number of natural 20s. Not only that, but an infinite number of 1,000,000-roll natrual 20 streaks.) So, there’s a good case to be made that there’s an infinite number of exact of copies of our Hubble Volume out there.

But also, something interesting about Quantum Mechcanics is that it predicts that the goings on in spacetime (hand wave, qualifier) aren’t deterministic. Sometimes the exact same same initial conditions and the exact same laws of physics can have different outcomes. So if you could check the state of two Hubble Volumes that are exactly identical now, there’s a likelihood that after some time has passed, the two will no longer be identical.

So how likely is it that you’ll live to be 100? Probably a little under 1%. What about 110? I don’t know off the top of my head, but let’s say it’s around 0.1%. 120? Maybe 0.01%. (Yes I’m making these numbers up, but what the numbers actually are doesn’t matter that much for this thought experiment.) How likely is it that you’ll live to be 200? Pretty unlikely, but it’s definitely not zero.

Given infinite exact copies of you and a non-zero chance that each one will live to be 200, you can expect an infinite number of copies of you to live to be 200. And why stop there? 300? Still an infinite number. 400? Still infinite. Is there any ceiling? Only if there’s an age at which there is a truly 100% chance that you won’t survive to. So, maybe the heat death of the universe, then? Asserting that the chance of living that long is zero assumes we won’t find a “loophole” in the Second Law of Thermodynamics. (In fact, the Second Law of Thermodynamics is a statistical law, not an absolute one. It’s not true that entropy always increases in a system. Only that it does the incalculably vast majority of the time. There’s always technically a chance that all the air molecules in the room you’re in will happen to meander to one half of the room, which would be an example of entropy spontaneously decreasing. It’s only a technicality, but we don’t need more than a technicality for this thought experiment.)

All that to say, there’s a case to be made that there’s a possibility that at least one version of your consciousness will “live” forever.

I say “there’s a case to be made” because indeed what I’ve said above depends on a few assumptions. (For instance, it is possible that for any one particular person, there might be some unknown reason why there’s a truly 100% chance that they’ll die before a certain age.)

This whole train of thought is related to the concept of “Quantum Immortality.” And if it intrigues you, I highly recommend Max Tegmark’s book “Our Mathematical Universe.”

And again, it’s not an “afterlife” per se. But might go at least a little bit in the direction of the question you’re asking.

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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I’m looking for the connection between copies.
  
  My copy lives forever. How does that bear upon me?
  
  There’s got to be a connection between identical systems. That just feels right. And add consciousness to the mix and it seems inevitable.
  
  And given that there will always be infinite cases of total entropy reversal, there will always be a “plausible narrative” for resurrection available for every corpse. So if “immortality via copy” doesn’t do it, that will.
  
  Here are 2 authors who explored the impossibility subjective death. IE while everybody else sees you die, you actually travel to a universe where your survival is explained by a plausible narrative (and progressively less plausible).
  
  GREG EGAN. Permutation city. He called it “dust theory”
  
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JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
We don’t (and possibly can’t) know.

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Pisodeuorrior@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I think it would be super awkward if you've been widowed.

I mean, you're supposed to meet everyone again, including your former spouses who had been waiting for you.

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angelsomething@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Like the last episode of the good place.

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- JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Maybe you’d like it to be that (The Egg would be my worst nightmare), but I don’t see how it’s rational to speculate that.
  
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  - angelsomething@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    There is nothing rational about speculating on the afterlife. Ultimately, it’s human to speculate on the unknown. For me personally, “the egg” helped tremendously to overcome my own fear of death, and it turned into an optimistic nihilist.
    
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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Thank you. I will look them up.
  
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uphillbothways@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
By violating entropy, I guess.

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Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I know that if you martyr yourself there are 72 virgins waiting for you. That’s pretty much all I know. I’m not even sure what species the virgins will be.

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- synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  You have to manage a bunch of failing record stores. It’s a very saturated market, good luck.
  
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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Congratulations faithful one. These 72 pure and virginal manta-rays are yours to despoil and plunder to your heart’s content.
  
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Psiczar@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Reincarnation. Unless we’re all in the matrix that’s the only thing I can imagine being remotely plausible.

Waking up in some paradise with all of our loved ones who died before us there is just absurd and I’m amazed so many people blindly accept it.

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- Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  
  Reincarnation...the only thing I can imagine being remotely plausible.
  
  Even that has a big issue.
  
  By some estimates there are more humans alive now than have ever died in the past...
  
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  - Tywele@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Nobody said anything about being reincarnated as a human 😜
    
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  - Nibodhika@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    
    Most religions that believe in reincarnation believe people can be reincarnated as animals, which would also mean animals can be reincarnated into humans. There are a lot more humans now, but also a lot less bisons and dodos.
    
    It’s very small thinking that earth is the only planet with life, what’s to say that souls don’t reincarnate from one planet to another?
    
    Most religions that talk about reincarnation mention a dimension above time when you’re not incarnated, as such it might be possible for a soul to reincarnate at the same time it’s already incarnated. In fact certain religions take this to an extreme of saying we’re all the same.
    
    There are plenty of rational answers to that problem.
    
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  - LostXOR@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    IIRC the amount of humans who have ever lived is estimated at around 100 billion, much more than the current population of 8 billion.
    
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neptune@dmv.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Some sort of psycho set us up in a simulation and everyone who likes eating beans on Tuesdays, when they die in the simulation, they get moved to a much nicer simulation, with black jack and hookers. Everyone else gets sent to the Matrix, to power the other simulations.

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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I think that psycho might be us.
  
  When you dream at night your dreams tend to take the form of your fears, obsessions, desires, hangups etc. But you return. The physical world could be called a moderator. It keeps you from descending too far into your personal dreamworld.
  
  But then you die. Same dreamworld, but no moderation. You troll yourself to exhaustion. Might take a million years. Until the physical world draws your attention again.
  
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Montagge@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Probably just as poorly as life

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6mementomori@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
it would probably be a sort of universe shaped by ideas, since the most rational thing that could be transported is your consciousness.

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- dope@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  A natural internet maybe. Discarnate dreamers drifting around, talking, looking for fun, spaceless, bodiless, timeless. Until a really good came catches you. And then there are rules.
  
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MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Oh, the usual way.

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Kevnyon@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I remember watching this interview about this guy who had to be resuscitated and he said that what he felt was "nothing", as in kind of like when you're sleeping and you know nothing, except turned up to a thousand. He said he had to go through some serious therapy to get over it because when he "came back", he just couldn't believe that he had lost that sense of not having anything to worry about. I would venture its something like that, just like going to sleep but you just don't even know it.

If we assume that all we are is just electrical impulses in our brains and those cease when we die, I don't expect there to be much after that, you're just gone and there's nothing, so there is no suffering either.

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Kevnyon@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I remember watching this interview about this guy who had to be resuscitated and he said that what he felt was "nothing", as in kind of like when you're sleeping and you know nothing, except turned up to a thousand. He said he had to go through some serious therapy to get over it because when he "came back", he just couldn't believe that he had lost that sense of not having anything to worry about. I would venture its something like that, just like going to sleep but you just don't even know it.

If we assume that all we are is just electrical impulses in our brains and those cease when we die, I don't expect there to be much after that, you're just gone and there's nothing, so there is no suffering either.

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WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I’m a Thelemite, and we’re pretty big on the idea of willpower. The primary public ritual performed by the Ordo Templi Orientis includes the phrase:

“Unto them from whose eyes the veil of life hath fallen may there be granted the accomplishment of their true Wills; whether they will absorption in the Infinite, or to be united with their chosen and preferred, or to be in contemplation, or to be at peace, or to achieve the labour and heroism of incarnation on this planet or another, or in any Star, or aught else…”

Though other Thelemites have different opinions, I think we choose to incarnate, and may have some limited control over what happens next through the refinement of our consciousness. It’s similar to the Buddhist perspective, but with additional potential goals beyond escaping incarnation altogether.

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