Please check you kids' Halloween candy, everyone

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• Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Remember kids, don’t ever plug something in to your computer that you don’t trust or are unsure about. Picking up flashdrive off the street and plugging them in is one of the easiest ways to get malware installed on your computer.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s why I take mine in to work to plug in.

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    • thirdmouse@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      to a coworker’s laptop.

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    • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Previous work got USB sent to them via post and they had to access the data on this drives. These drives came from end customers, so they had two computers specifically for the purpose of retrieving images from the USB sticks and burning them on CDs.

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  • Igloojoe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Theres also usb drives that are designed to short circuit your computer. Frying the motherboard.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      USB Killers are expensive though. No one’s intentionally ditching those for randos to find

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  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    one of the easiest ways to get malware installed on your computer

    Only if you are the child of an Iran nuclear engineer. (cough stuxnet cough. )

    If not, visiting .ru porn sites is much more likely to lead to infection.

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      visiting .ru porn sites is much more likely to lead to infection.

      I did that once. Now it burns when IP.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s also the easiest way to distribute malware

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Disconnect storage, disconnect network peripherals, boot live CD, profit?

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But FREE Robux. LOL don’t plug in stuff

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• Engywuck@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Let’s hope these don carry Linux ISOs, which would be a very problematic drug to deal with.

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  • Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I carried a USB stick with a Linux ISO once and my object in life had been to dethrone God and destroy capitalism ever since.

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    • Engywuck@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I agree with your purposes. Good luck, fellow lemmer.

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    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And folks this is what happens when your first disto is Red Star OS

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Based and Stallman pilled.

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    • mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I keep my ventoy drive with me at all times (it’s plugged into my laptop). One of these days someone will let me install Linux on their computer. In that case, I have a second drive for the new convert.

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  • comador@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mint?.. MINT? We’re a RED HAT household Mister! You have some explaining to do!

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always just hand out slips of paper with the BlueRay encryption key 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

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    • wolfeh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Isn’t that HD-DVD?

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• Cicraft@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I might be dumb but how many books would 64gbs mean

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  • Masimatutu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d say roughly 1,000 to 100,000, depending on format.

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    • takeda@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Edit 2: According to Randall Munroe (to lazy to find the source), you could theoretically store one word letter per bit. That would give us up to ten two million books.

      I don’t see how that is possible, I think it is be one letter per byte.

      Bit only represents one state 1 or 0, or true or false. It is too little information to store a letter.

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    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One letter per bit? You’d need some crazy effective compression algorithm for that, because a bit is 1 or 0. Did you mean byte?

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not dumb to ask

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  • DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have a couple old e-textbooks on my PC from uni, they are about 50-60MB. 1GB would maybe hold 30 or so?

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    • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      PDF is super overkill for ebooks. Mobi or epub are usually <5mb per book (usually around 1mb)

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More than have been banned, I think.

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  • H3wastooshort@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    a shitload. 64000 if it were simple text only stuff with 1MB per book, 640 if it were 100MB chonkers full of images

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    • Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yeah i read mostly sci fi books so around like 300-400 pages all text and i’d say the average e-book for them is like 150-200kb’s so if it were books like that you’d be looking at stuffing like 300,000 books on there.

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• ForgetReddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s so depressing how this meme is gonna get turned into a real thing by the right claiming it’s real

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  • irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hope it’s real

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    • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d 100% do it if I could source the drives before Halloween.

      For next year I might 3d print molds for resin casting and have my wife paint them.

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  • Uranium3006@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But this is unironically good

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• Devouring@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As long as they’re not books on kinky sex that you share with kids because you’re pure evil, I support you.

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My mother was a women’s studies major and we literally had an entire bookshelf of material about sex and sexuality growing up. It’s weird how I had literally no interest in it prior to a certain biological epoch, at which point it becaame an extremely useful tool for independent learning.

    Weird how now I am a well adjusted adult who has a healthy relationship with my own sexuality as well as my partners’ and I haven’t even raped anyone even a little bit!

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I care - thanks for sharing a snippet about you growing up. I was also indifferent to my father’s porn stash i found in my parents closet. Until, out of nowhere …

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    • Uranium3006@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That's the right way to do it

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    • Devouring@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mein Kandy!!

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• BlackXanthus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I would be very interested in the list of banned books, and how it would be curated.

  For 64gb, you might have to extend the years to be: banned books ever, and then break down that list by reason. Just to fill space you’d end up including dubious books, and you’d need to be clear on where/who/why a book got banned.

  A book being ‘banned’ from a pre-school for being ‘not age appropriate’ by some pointless helicopter parent wouldn’t count unless the book was actually age appropriate.

  Then you would need a category of ‘banned by author banned’(or similar). Books that were considered age appropriate at the time, but now definitely aren’t. I’m thinking here of the recent removal/editing of Dr Seuss books to remove problematic racial stereotype. Not necessarily banned in their original form, perhaps, but still censored (perhaps, rightly so for the target age).

  64GB is a lot of books. You would end up even including ‘The tale of (Darth) Pelagius’

  (Pelagius was considered a heretic in the early years of the church, and his writings were banned)

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  • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Darth Pelagius the Wise?

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• Furedadmins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is each page a bitmap

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  • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe they include audio books as well for the blind.

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• I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bomb the publishers! War on books now!

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• doctorn@r.nf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Must be bad books? Usually banned books are a good thing. Learn what nobody wants you to know! 😅

  Or am I missing some kind of sarcasm here? 😅

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fwiw, here’s a list of frequently banned books in the USA: www.ala.org/advocacy/bbooks/…/decade2019

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  • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think a lot of the downvotes are from people misinterpreting your comment as saying that banning books is good.

    The joke is making fun of conservatives banning books and paranoia around blades and poison hidden in Halloween candy.

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  • Blamemeta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most banned books aren’t age appropriate or contain some issue. Like Gender Queer, the “Most banned book in America”, freely available to order, contains pictures of sex, blowjobs, and a blood soaked tampon left until the blood curdled. It’s not exactly appropriate for kids, so it got banned.

    The issue is that most of lemmy has never looked at a banned book, and they’re just circlejerking thinking that only super important books get banned or some shit like that.

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    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, most banned books are sex-education or contain something that the conservative parents that don’t actually read these books won’t like because of some mistaken idea that teaching kids about the world is a bad thing

      As someone who has perused multiple of the books on the ban list: not a single one I’ve seen is something that you’d legit keep out of a kids hands unless you were some weird prude who hated sex. Eg, a conservative with little sex education themselves

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    • PoopMonster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You wanna hear something mind-blowing? When I go to a library and don’t like a book I just don’t read it…

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    • Uranium3006@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fuck off book burner

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    • DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      blood soaked tampon left until the blood curdled. It’s not exactly appropriate for kids

      Well shit, I’m in my early 30s and it’s definitely sounding like it’s not appropriate for me either

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    • doctorn@r.nf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh, these kinds of “banbedbook for children”… 😅

      Thank you so much for not just downvoting me, but at least enlightening me of what I didn’t get! I appreciate that! Many just downvote without making me any wiser, even when I ask for clarification… 😅

      Either way, those kinds of books are ibdeed not fpr children and are bad to be getting in candy, hands down agreed on that! I just saw “banned books” and assumed books with information that make you question the powers that be or the preset values taught… It’s ok to think differently and to critic information that only comes from one side of the story. But it of course is a bad thing to give any sexual or gorey content to children, I just didn’t think about that kind of bad when it is put in front of “books”, tbh, if it’s sexual content I’d more expect it to be ‘pictures’ then instead of ‘books’,…

      Anyway, again, thanks for clarifying!

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What counts as banned? Mien kalf?

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    for some reason, that book is not typically targeted by right wing book bans.

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    • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because they directly reference it for their politics

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    • Uranium3006@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Moms for liberty needs it to pull quotes from for the newsletter

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  • Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I guess you mean “Mein Kampf”? And no, the people who are into banning books are very much OK with that one.

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    • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That one and the far right book “The Turner Diaries” are banned in serial forms.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mien Kalf can only be read as ‘my calf’ or a woman with the first name Mien and last name Kalf in Dutch. Mien being pronounced like ‘mean’.

    Mein is pronounced to rhyme with nine. The ‘ei’ only being correctly pronounced in American when saying Einstein, other -steins get mispronounced to rhyme with ‘lean’ (Weiner as Weener instead of whiner fi).

    So we’ve got ‘mein’, to rhyme with nine, and Kampf, which might look like it’s out of your comfort zone, but it’s pronounced like comfort without the -ort.

    Didn’t intend for this to become a German pronunciation lesson using dictatorial literature, but there we are…

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If Kampf is pronounced “comf” does that mean the English words, “comfy” or “comfortable” come from the German word for “struggle”?

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I always thought it would be funny if someone were to get some individually packaged Gillette Mach 3 razors and put them in the buckets of kids who look old enough to shave.

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