If each humand has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings … you basically have a bagpipe!
When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other
Submitted 8 months ago by rikudou@lemmings.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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jet@hackertalks.com 8 months ago
qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe it’s because I haven’t had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn’t seem right.
jet@hackertalks.com 8 months ago
Male:
7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra
Female:
8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagania
Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings
Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings
Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings
meekah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s seven up to I finite, really. Topologically the number of holes changes if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta
MadBob@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Well, if you count the pores, too, there’s many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else’s holes, there’s many many many holes.
someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.
darcy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
oh my
Comment105@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That’s cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.
folkrav@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is indeed a thought
mild_deviation@programming.dev 8 months ago
That one might have in the shower
folkrav@lemmy.world 8 months ago
One might indeed
I may not, but seems like OP did
Which I’m not sure should worry me or not
sfcl33t@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jesus fucking Christ
eee@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You can’t fuck yourself
Okokimup@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Then why do people keep telling me to?
Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.
Are we donuts?
agent_flounder@lemmy.one 8 months ago
From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.
MinusPi@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Topologically, a human has 7 holes.
Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yea but … Hmmmm.
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Indeed
meekah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Depends on the size of the hole you define. I love vsauce but I personally think he chose a hole size too small
pilotman@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
Reminds me of this video
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1draw4u@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Thanks, I hate it
Rolando@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Topologists say the darnest things.
alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 8 months ago
With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you’ll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You’ll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s why I kiss butthole to butthole
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Ass to ass
))<>((
vanontom@lemmy.world 8 months ago
For more information, see: Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005). Miranda July is
weirdtruly special.
rikudou@lemmings.world 8 months ago
As God intended, indeed.
pwalshj@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Potato-potato
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?
Rineloi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ah, yes the good ol’ days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
There are 10 people in the picture
Comment105@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Anyone ever done that on video in modern times?
dipshit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
#squadgoals
tdawg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
At least two
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Username checks out
1984@lemmy.today 8 months ago
I want to subscribe to your newsletter.
snowstorm@feddit.de 8 months ago
so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there’s a a south park episode in there somewhere
dangblingus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
My organs have valves on them, so this doesn’t apply to me.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Thanks internet, I missed ya
Donkter@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you’ve got a centipede going!
wabafee@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.
palitu@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree
moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t like this
moipe@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What about when two human-centipedes kiss?
bstix@feddit.dk 8 months ago
If one human centipede kisses its own ass it’ll be an infinite loop.
Iamdanno@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
It becomes a torus.
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you think about it when you sit on a toilet you are connected to a series of tubes there are other people connected to it too. Its a butt to butt connection system
rikudou@lemmings.world 8 months ago
Good old BTBCS.
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Some say its the precursor to ptp connections
Conyak@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
Beyond the pale sir.
TheHottub@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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seaQueue@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Today is a terrible day to have eyes.
seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 8 months ago
That’s the sexy part
otter@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
You really didn’t have to hit post on this one, yeesh
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
*repost this one
I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)
rikudou@lemmings.world 8 months ago
Your correction doesn’t make sense, there’s no repost button.
meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn’t have to hit repost this one
But yeah, I’ve seen this on Reddit few years ago.