TheHottub
@TheHottub@lemmy.world
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 1 month ago:
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.
- Comment on Google denies reports that it’s discontinuing Fitbit products 2 months ago:
They destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
- Comment on Google denies reports that it’s discontinuing Fitbit products 2 months ago:
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
- Comment on So THIS is the correct way! 4 months ago:
I can hear the theme song
- Comment on Does anyone else feel like fireworks are a complete waste of money and a ridiculous amount of unnecessary Pollution? 4 months ago:
Love them. There are tons on unnecessary things we do.
- Comment on There's rupees in there 4 months ago:
That’s how you get to the dead world in bettleguise
- Comment on It throwing up means to puke, then throwing down must mean to have the shits. 4 months ago:
“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!” [Proceeds to shit pants]
- Comment on What is that sound effect in the House M.D theme music? 6 months ago:
guitar string harmonic run through a ring modulator, delay and EQ.
- Comment on Trustafarians: When the Rich Pretend to be Poor 6 months ago:
Papa Meat!!!
- Comment on It would be terrifying if it were to actually start raining men. 6 months ago:
G I loves this movie and I totally forgot! This is perfect.
- Comment on It would be terrifying if it were to actually start raining men. 6 months ago:
Lol
- Comment on It would be terrifying if it were to actually start raining men. 6 months ago:
Lol I like the macho man in there
- Comment on It would be terrifying if it were to actually start raining men. 6 months ago:
Lol. I want to see a short 15 minute serious horror drama movie about this happening. Having the song playing ironically as all hell breaks loose.
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- Comment on Boston Dynamics introduces a fully electric humanoid robot that “exceeds human performance” 7 months ago:
Cancer rope-a-doping us with robots and AI.
- Comment on Boston Dynamics introduces a fully electric humanoid robot that “exceeds human performance” 7 months ago:
Kill me snoo snoo bot.
- Comment on Why did they put eyeliner on evil Kirk 😳 (I'm watching TOS for the first time) 7 months ago:
They were going for gasps.
- Comment on Favorite Sega Saturn games and accessories? 7 months ago:
I think I was rocking Atari Jaguar with Aliens Vs Predator during this period. But I rented a Saturn along with Myst once.
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
Well, there are two schools of thought. Smell vs Sound.
- Comment on The ultimate choice 7 months ago:
Agreed. But look at that stick. Perfectly balanced with cross guard.
- Comment on I made a simple display stand for every video game cartridge I own 8 months ago:
Battle Toads was life.
- Comment on A gel injected into the scrotum could be the next male contraceptive 10 months ago:
It’s the only way I can finish.
- Comment on Aliens decide to communicate with us 10 months ago:
Show them my tinyverse
- Comment on Interior design 1 year ago:
Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.
- Comment on Designed these spiders for halloween! 1 year ago:
Omg those look so real. Ugh… The legs are perfect. I hate it. Great job.
- Comment on When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other 1 year ago:
- Comment on Nothing to see here, right? 1 year ago:
Because of the ass it’s been jammed into.
- Comment on I need fan fiction for this amazing cover art. 1 year ago:
@programmong.dev so I figured they were a programmer. Perhaps I’m wrong.
- Comment on I need fan fiction for this amazing cover art. 1 year ago:
What languages do you program with? Been doing the full stack game for about 12 years. Recently went full stack typescript with NestJS, Angular and Postgres. Java before that, C# before that, PHP before that.
- Comment on I need fan fiction for this amazing cover art. 1 year ago:
Lol
BOLDLY GO… THIS WEEKEND!!!