DLSchichtl

@DLSchichtl@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intel might have slipped that Windows 12 is indeed coming next year | Company CFO sees benefits of a coming "Windows Refresh"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  IT Person: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do we make this happen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Who cares, if I wanted news about this fuckin’ guy, I’d use Instagram.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need our safe space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  A Gendgine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I kiss butthole to butthole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that we're finally out of reddit, can we finally get different tag for NSFW and NSFL?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And ffs, make them different colors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every single Onewheel is being recalled after four deaths⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And how the fuck are we supposed to know that, jackass. Here, have a link to the wiki so your computer can read it to your thick fuckin’ skull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, YTM keeps knocking it out of the park on my recommendations. Found so many new artists through the 'rithm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-Generated 'Subliminal Messages' Are Going Viral. Here's What's Really Going On⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-Generated 'Subliminal Messages' Are Going Viral. Here's What's Really Going On⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’know, I’ve seen some shitty pictures of animals. Hell, I’ve drawn shitty pictures of animals. But I have never vomited as a result of viewing such a picture. Friend, you might want to see a doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that's wonderful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, what did you do? Why did you fuck with the squirrels?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you get invited to so many parties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone seen the remote?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking more along the offhours activities in the IT line of work, if you catch my drift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The intrusive thoughts would win⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, then you and I are on the same page.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug mimics exercise in mice, raises metabolism, increases endurance, burns fat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I can think of one group that would be totally okay with this…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The intrusive thoughts would win⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Stay pure, butterfly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The intrusive thoughts would win⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen enough porn to take this meme in an entirely different direction 😬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists regenerate neurons that restore walking in mice after paralysis from spinal cord injury⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So do they injure the mice intentionally, or do they send them to work with little OSHA regulations and wait for the inevitable?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is lemmy.ml turn into authoritarian?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have openly wondered if now, thanks to the wider adoption outside of the tankosphere, would be a good time for a cornerstone fork to put these concerns to bed. It would be nothing more than a signaling that the proverbial hands have changed, but it would certainly soothe these kinds of concerns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unity May Never Win Back the Developers It Lost in Its Fee Debacle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But think of the short term profits!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta and Salesforce are looking to re-hire some workers they just laid off. It's putting those people in an awkward spot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You misunderstood, I am reading that as not rehiring AI tech jobs, but rehiring with the intent of using the employee’s data to train AI. Like they laid them off and said “Oh shit, come back. We forgot to steal your data before we shitcanned ya.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta and Salesforce are looking to re-hire some workers they just laid off. It's putting those people in an awkward spot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed, but the AI comment is a little worrying to me. It reeks of “We just realized we can train an AI on your data to do your job. On an unrelated note, would you like your job back?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta and Salesforce are looking to re-hire some workers they just laid off. It's putting those people in an awkward spot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  and said the new workers will help grow the company’s AI business to draw further investments.

  Hard fuckin pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The truly stupid questions get censored by the moderators. Have you noticed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  In other words, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Revealed: Russell Brand Exited Comedy Central’s ‘Roast Battle’ After Facing Sexual Predator Claims On-Camera⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your trauma is not your fault, but it is your responsibility.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if it were curved, looming over you as you type.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two Vegas casinos fell victim to cyberattacks, shattering the image of impenetrable casino security⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I work with a lot of banks; local, regional, and national. Lemme tell you, the local banks have some of the most difficult security I’ve had to deal with, from an IT standpoint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brian Roberts Says Comcast “More Likely Than Not” To Sell Hulu Stake To Disney; Calls Mike Cavanagh, Who Stepped In For Fired Jeff Shell, “Calming Influence”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Consolidation of media companies: BAD Consolidation of streaming services: GOOD

  I just want the content available in a few hands, rather than the hands of hecatoncheires

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door | Nintendo Direct 9.14.2023⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Between this and Super Mario RPG, hopefully we will get good jRPGs from Nintendo again.