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Things you never think about Samurai edition. They were very very short.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club⁩ to ⁨historymemes@piefed.social⁩

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  • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They would most likely still whoop my ass

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Same, I’m big and tall but anyone with fighting experience can fold my clothes while I’m still in them.

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      • JayDee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        *crumpling soda can noises*

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      • sus@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Also they have a sword. I don’t have a sword.

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      • Blah463@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I love this so much. This is so funny 😭

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  • TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Has average height been increasing recently(last 20 years or so?). I swear the average height used to be 5’7

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Average mongolian invasion horse height vs average modern horse height.

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  • OfficeMonkey@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My partner’s response on learning this factoid while we were in Japan: “I’m not short, I’m just a samurai!”

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  • curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Except they’re on horseback, putting arrows in you from 30 meters away.

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  • xav@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Anyone has civilized equivalent numbers ?

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    • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Between 2 stone and 14 fathoms.

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    • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s just over 1 and 2/3 yards

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sure, that’s like between 1 meter and 2 meters

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s unlikely they would ever be scary. Their bows are floppy, their steel is brittle, and they probably have higher pitched voices than I would expect. Little killer voices that shriek in the octave of children.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They’ll be scary enough when they cut off your head.

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      • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I would cut off their head if it stood but a little higher from the ground.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s all relative innit.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth”

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    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ancient Dwarven wisdom at its best

      Right up there with "T’dr’duzk b’hazg t’t!"
      Today is a good day for someone else to die

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey little fella

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    • LickMySweatyTaint@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Average dutch male, looking down from 6ft, wondering why everyone is so tiny.

    As a severely below-average height Dutch woman, visiting Japan and seeing faces at the level of my face instead of chests was quite the experience.

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    • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You may find it interesting to know that around 150 years ago, Dutch men were amongst some of the shortest populations in Europe at an average of 165cm (5 ft 5 in).

      Good exercise, better diets, and various other good things went into contributing to a taller average height today.

      Source: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1081602X.2023.2192193#d1e165

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      • gedfromgont@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        better diets

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      • ivan@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We don’t even have to go 150 years back if we take a look at North and South Korea’s. Photos of soldiers from both countries standing side by side show staggering difference.

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the little shits gonna cut you down a notch

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  • wador@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They were short but feisty

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  • halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    kawaii

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