closest thing we had to it was arrested in a Mcdonalds because some dumbass making less than 12 dollars and hour dropped a dime on him.
We really need a modern day Robin Hood hacker type
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leoj@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Luigi is innocent, we were playing videogames together
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He really shouldn’t have stopped in Allentown. That’s the redneck meth capital of PA.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
And I don’t think they even got the reward money they claimed they’d give out for turning him in but I’m not sure.
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
They did not
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought I read somewhere that they actually used face rec and CCTV, but leaked that it was a call-in tip to obfuscate the extent of the surveillance state from the public?
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 weeks ago
And he just happened to still be carrying around a backpack full of evidence several days later for funzies. Convenient.
leoj@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I mean, I don’t doubt that honestly, makes a lot more sense to me especially since they never got any reward money.
Also could of been a way to “legalize” the illegally obtained facial recognition, or some other form of illegal intelligence gathering.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
because some dumbass making less than 12 dollars and hour dropped a dime on him.
You really should learn about how that actually happened…
Because it’s most likely going to be how the case gets thrown out. If you care about it, I don’t know why anyone would willing stay ignorant
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Less hints more links my guy! Strong “parallel construction” vibes but I haven’t seen anything real solid yet and like to think I’m reasonably tuned in
imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The deification of Luigi really pisses me off because he didn’t do shit to help anyone. Robin Hood wasn’t a deranged murderer, he stole from the rich to help the poor. What the fuck did Luigi actually accomplish with his idiotic “plan”? It just shows how dire the current situation is that people are desperately latching onto that clown as some kind of revolutionary, when in reality he is nothing of the sort.
unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
In the aftermath there was a wave of insurance companies approving procedures they had been stalling for a while. People’s cancer treatments were finally approved and a multitude of common folk where allowed to live because the rich realized how vulnerable they are.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Luigi wasn’t deranged either. He was stopping a mass murderer who monetized suffering. Luigi made the world a better place with a little perseverance and resourcefulness. It’s admiring to see folks still want to work.
leoj@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
We can agree to disagree on this one, I think every single thing you said is incorrect. I hope you have a good day, and I also hope your life saving or even life improving medical treatments are never denied due to insufficient authorization.
mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And modern day guillotine while at it.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The neat thing is that guillotine technology has advanced quite far since the French revolution
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I need to rewatch Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
HubertManne@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
pretty much the plot of mr. robot
mlg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I really hate that the exaggerated future of Watchdogs is becoming reality but not the exaggerated group of highly experienced black hat hackers doing crazy post compromise shenanigans that would make national news.
The problem is the same reason why a Robin Hood type of character already doesn’t really exist in modern history. There will always be thousands of highly skilled people in defense of the very system you wish to see dissolved.
You would need the resources of at least a highly advanced APT, which often means you’re funded by a nation state which has very specific compromise goals.
Everyone else falls into cybercrime, which is much less sophisticated and is almost always after money.
Hence why most highly publicized attacks end in bitcoin ransoms.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
We need to not expect some hero figure to appear and change our world for us.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Having worked with highly regulated industries like banking, health care, and others that a “Robin Hood” hacker would target I can say that it’s not feasible.
Do you know how many days of Zoom meetings they’d have to be on to compromise just one system?
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s management. The actual physical RFID card generator is on an employee’s Windows laptop with the password sticky noted on the screen.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay so now you’re in one system in one company. And that person still needs approval and a four hour zoom call to push anything into a position where it can make a difference.
I know, I’ve been on dozens of calls like that.
And even then you’ve pwned one of about a dozen companies.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know how hard it is to hack with bow and arrow?
gamerant.com/hawkeye-best-trick-arrows-from-comic…moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
There are tons, op. Getting ahold of a corporate card and ordering strangers (maybe you’re one of them, maybe you aren’t) presents is a classic for a reason. You just never hear about victories of the resistance, that’s kinda propaganda 101
albbi@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
I was just thinking about all the industrial spying China has done over the years. Would be awful if someone released their secrets for battery tech in their cars (if they actually exist).
Zirconium@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or billions of studies being hosted on torrent sites, oh the misery of publishers
Object@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
We already kinda do.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s a reason Mr Robot is still incredibly popular
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
That, and because it’s at least moderately accurate to how actual infosec breaches work
givesomefucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Fight club for nerds afraid to get punched” is my favorite description, even tho Elliot routinely gets his ass beat.