lol Microslop gonna Microslop
Submitted 2 months ago by mesamunefire@piefed.social to technology@lemmy.world
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Prox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Microsoft: It isn’t fair to call us that!. Also Microsoft: breaks everything immediately after
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
microslop is self-destructing.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.
fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t wanna be that guy, but: You misspelled Microslop.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Ooh nice, a good update from Microsoft for once
maplesaga@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve got 3 pieces of software broken right now from large corporations, Rubrik being one of them. A 10 billion dollar corporation and its broken specifically with HyperV, and all they can say is theyre working with Microsoft to fix it, meanwhile our backups dont work.
I think this is the tip of the iceberg, this shit is far reaching, Microsoft is doing such a terrible job with Windows that I think the entire tech industry is being affected.
Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
To be fair to Rubrik, I’m not sure Microsoft realise they still sell Hyper-V.
Their KB articles fail to mention recent versions, they’ve removed all training courses and certifications on it and their support teams? I’m not sure they could spell it.
Anyway, so we’re moving from VMware to Hyper-V to ditch Broadcom… FML.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 months ago
The realistic CBI on windows and open source has changed dramatically in a few months. If your backend is Microslop or Oracle dependent I pitty you.
LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Doesn’t Azure run on Linux?
shininghero@pawb.social 2 months ago
Sounds like an improvement to me.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Can I get KB5079473 and keep it? I prefer those free apps which are pushed down your throat to have no internet access. As I don’t have rights to remove at least Edge without completely removing Windows.
Stiggyman@ani.social 2 months ago
It’s not a good clean way but if you get all your files off the system and reformat installing version N (intended for EU) then you get much less bloat and tracking by default and you also are allowed to kill edge,
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Thanks, whish you came with that advice when MS force installed 11.
Now I feel it’s not worth the hassle, as the next time I’m going to reinstall my OS it’s going to be Linux instead.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 2 months ago
Microslop, one stop slop shop.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So theres no downside?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I literally feel this as more of a feature than a bug.
Can we please keep it?
j0ester@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What a nice feature.
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
smeg@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Nothing of value was lost.
brap@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.
iopq@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Okay, but there has to be a downside, surely?
yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And nothing of value was lost.
morto@piefed.social 2 months ago
We’re 0 days since last windows update broke critical functionality
TwinTitans@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Still shocked anyone uses this company’s products anymore.
imjustmsk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Finally the Clanker coded did something good?
LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tf is a clanker
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Robot/AI
imjustmsk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
go watch star wars :)
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
AI coded slop as a patch?
XLE@piefed.social 2 months ago
Remove all four of these components: fix the bug, and make the users happier.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.
“Sorry boss, I updated and can’t do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!”
RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a feature not a bug!
Lanske@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t they test before release?! Or is that AI’s job now?! What a couple of fucktards
Baggie@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Aha no they actually stopped that about a decade ago iirc? It was a fairly noticeable shift, I was working in a small development environment at the time.
Goferking0@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
Hasn’t MS been proud to not have QA anymore? Since mid 2010s
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My company is moving from Citrix thin clients to miniPCs with windows 11 and cramming AI into everything. Nothing works. I’m expecting some seriously profitable downtime.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Microslop is a corporation that turns…
Tarambor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Running MicroWin de-bloated Windows 11 and also in Europe so Edge is uninstallable I am completely unaffected by this.
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m running Linux, so I’m also completely unaffected by this.
sturmblast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crackhead logic
brsrklf@jlai.lu 2 months ago
They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only took it a sloppy second
MrLLM@ani.social 2 months ago
FTFY
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It learned of its purpose.