lol Microslop gonna Microslop
Submitted 2 weeks ago by mesamunefire@piefed.social to technology@lemmy.world
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Prox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Microsoft: It isn’t fair to call us that!. Also Microsoft: breaks everything immediately after
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
microslop is self-destructing.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.
fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t wanna be that guy, but: You misspelled Microslop.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Ooh nice, a good update from Microsoft for once
maplesaga@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve got 3 pieces of software broken right now from large corporations, Rubrik being one of them. A 10 billion dollar corporation and its broken specifically with HyperV, and all they can say is theyre working with Microsoft to fix it, meanwhile our backups dont work.
I think this is the tip of the iceberg, this shit is far reaching, Microsoft is doing such a terrible job with Windows that I think the entire tech industry is being affected.
Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
To be fair to Rubrik, I’m not sure Microsoft realise they still sell Hyper-V.
Their KB articles fail to mention recent versions, they’ve removed all training courses and certifications on it and their support teams? I’m not sure they could spell it.
Anyway, so we’re moving from VMware to Hyper-V to ditch Broadcom… FML.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
The realistic CBI on windows and open source has changed dramatically in a few months. If your backend is Microslop or Oracle dependent I pitty you.
LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t Azure run on Linux?
shininghero@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Sounds like an improvement to me.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Can I get KB5079473 and keep it? I prefer those free apps which are pushed down your throat to have no internet access. As I don’t have rights to remove at least Edge without completely removing Windows.
Stiggyman@ani.social 2 weeks ago
It’s not a good clean way but if you get all your files off the system and reformat installing version N (intended for EU) then you get much less bloat and tracking by default and you also are allowed to kill edge,
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Thanks, whish you came with that advice when MS force installed 11.
Now I feel it’s not worth the hassle, as the next time I’m going to reinstall my OS it’s going to be Linux instead.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Microslop, one stop slop shop.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So theres no downside?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I literally feel this as more of a feature than a bug.
Can we please keep it?
j0ester@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a nice feature.
iopq@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay, but there has to be a downside, surely?
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
smeg@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Nothing of value was lost.
brap@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.
TwinTitans@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Still shocked anyone uses this company’s products anymore.
yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And nothing of value was lost.
morto@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
We’re 0 days since last windows update broke critical functionality
imjustmsk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Finally the Clanker coded did something good?
LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tf is a clanker
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Robot/AI
imjustmsk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
go watch star wars :)
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AI coded slop as a patch?
XLE@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Remove all four of these components: fix the bug, and make the users happier.
Lanske@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t they test before release?! Or is that AI’s job now?! What a couple of fucktards
Baggie@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Aha no they actually stopped that about a decade ago iirc? It was a fairly noticeable shift, I was working in a small development environment at the time.
Goferking0@ttrpg.network 2 weeks ago
Hasn’t MS been proud to not have QA anymore? Since mid 2010s
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.
“Sorry boss, I updated and can’t do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!”
RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a feature not a bug!
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My company is moving from Citrix thin clients to miniPCs with windows 11 and cramming AI into everything. Nothing works. I’m expecting some seriously profitable downtime.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Microslop is a corporation that turns…
Tarambor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Running MicroWin de-bloated Windows 11 and also in Europe so Edge is uninstallable I am completely unaffected by this.
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m running Linux, so I’m also completely unaffected by this.
sturmblast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Crackhead logic
brsrklf@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Only took it a sloppy second
MrLLM@ani.social 2 weeks ago
FTFY
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It learned of its purpose.