lol Microslop gonna Microslop
Submitted 1 month ago by mesamunefire@piefed.social to technology@lemmy.world
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Prox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Microsoft: It isn’t fair to call us that!. Also Microsoft: breaks everything immediately after
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
microslop is self-destructing.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.
fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t wanna be that guy, but: You misspelled Microslop.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Ooh nice, a good update from Microsoft for once
maplesaga@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve got 3 pieces of software broken right now from large corporations, Rubrik being one of them. A 10 billion dollar corporation and its broken specifically with HyperV, and all they can say is theyre working with Microsoft to fix it, meanwhile our backups dont work.
I think this is the tip of the iceberg, this shit is far reaching, Microsoft is doing such a terrible job with Windows that I think the entire tech industry is being affected.
Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
To be fair to Rubrik, I’m not sure Microsoft realise they still sell Hyper-V.
Their KB articles fail to mention recent versions, they’ve removed all training courses and certifications on it and their support teams? I’m not sure they could spell it.
Anyway, so we’re moving from VMware to Hyper-V to ditch Broadcom… FML.
redsand@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
The realistic CBI on windows and open source has changed dramatically in a few months. If your backend is Microslop or Oracle dependent I pitty you.
LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Doesn’t Azure run on Linux?
shininghero@pawb.social 1 month ago
Sounds like an improvement to me.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Can I get KB5079473 and keep it? I prefer those free apps which are pushed down your throat to have no internet access. As I don’t have rights to remove at least Edge without completely removing Windows.
Stiggyman@ani.social 5 weeks ago
It’s not a good clean way but if you get all your files off the system and reformat installing version N (intended for EU) then you get much less bloat and tracking by default and you also are allowed to kill edge,
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Thanks, whish you came with that advice when MS force installed 11.
Now I feel it’s not worth the hassle, as the next time I’m going to reinstall my OS it’s going to be Linux instead.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 1 month ago
Microslop, one stop slop shop.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So theres no downside?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I literally feel this as more of a feature than a bug.
Can we please keep it?
j0ester@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What a nice feature.
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
smeg@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Nothing of value was lost.
iopq@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Okay, but there has to be a downside, surely?
brap@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.
yggstyle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And nothing of value was lost.
morto@piefed.social 1 month ago
We’re 0 days since last windows update broke critical functionality
TwinTitans@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Still shocked anyone uses this company’s products anymore.
imjustmsk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally the Clanker coded did something good?
LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Tf is a clanker
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Robot/AI
imjustmsk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
go watch star wars :)
billwashere@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
AI coded slop as a patch?
XLE@piefed.social 1 month ago
Remove all four of these components: fix the bug, and make the users happier.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.
“Sorry boss, I updated and can’t do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!”
RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a feature not a bug!
Lanske@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t they test before release?! Or is that AI’s job now?! What a couple of fucktards
Baggie@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Aha no they actually stopped that about a decade ago iirc? It was a fairly noticeable shift, I was working in a small development environment at the time.
Goferking0@ttrpg.network 5 weeks ago
Hasn’t MS been proud to not have QA anymore? Since mid 2010s
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
My company is moving from Citrix thin clients to miniPCs with windows 11 and cramming AI into everything. Nothing works. I’m expecting some seriously profitable downtime.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Microslop is a corporation that turns…
Tarambor@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Running MicroWin de-bloated Windows 11 and also in Europe so Edge is uninstallable I am completely unaffected by this.
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m running Linux, so I’m also completely unaffected by this.
sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Crackhead logic
brsrklf@jlai.lu 1 month ago
They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only took it a sloppy second
MrLLM@ani.social 1 month ago
FTFY
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
It learned of its purpose.