No one thinks they need a trebuchet until the day comes that laying siege to the Dairy Queen is the only way you can get them to properly make your Heath Bar Blizzard.
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Is that a trebuchet or is that the inferior *shudder* catapult?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Honestly couldn’t tell ya. All I know is they keep screwing up my blizzard. 😡
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The tech bros’ mansions might be all kitted up with cameras, sensors, bulletproof windows and armed guards. But are they ready for three trebuchets? I think not.
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Yeah, but do they have beef jerky, ninja stars, lingerie, and porn? if not, our Ohio rural highway off ramp stores are still better stocked for the apocalypse lol
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Theyve got the ninja starts and lingerie, the rest you’ll have to make yourself. Personally I’m going to settle for deer jerky
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
yeah, the price of beef jerky is insane! which reminds me, i need to pick up some meat for my dehydrator to make some of my own.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’d bet they have jerky, and possibly the ninja stars.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Can a trebuchet shot penetrate a modern billionaire’s prepper bunker?
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Imagine if there was a revolution and this old stuff was utilized with current tech as well.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
No background checks is right up my alley because my dentist says I suffer from one of the following:
A) physical acceleration B) debilitating Bananadine and peanut skin addiction C) mental retardation D) melamine poisoning
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why did Melanie poison you?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oh so you do know her? We call her melamine Melanie because her breast milk is full of melamine, and boy did I ever drink that stuff up.
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This should be (and likely is) on c/antiquememesroadshow, I’m pretty sure this meme should be old enough to drink everywhere but the US.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cool, I’ll take an ottoman style cannon. The seige of Constantinople was still medieval even if it was the last thing to be medieval.
rabber@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Imagine medieval YouTube. It must have just been trebubchet fail compilation videos
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Im sure it would have much more gory shit than that.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I shall keep it next to my giant wooden rabbit.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are thinking very highly of the torque handling capability of the arm of that trebuche compared to the support its base provides.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Not even a trebuchet, why don’t you just buy your attacker a longer range weapon and ask them to use it on you? Safe yourself some money
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
These bailouts for the oil industry are getting ridiculous.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Hast thine a record of regicide?”
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 1 month ago
*hast thou
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Art thou a grammar witch??!?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Du hast
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Du hast Königsmord begangen!!!
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Du hast much gefrau and blah-blah blah, blah, blah.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“If thou knowest the name of the king or queen being murthered, shout one! Otherwise, please stay on the line”