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The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 months ago
alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But what if, and hear me out on this, what if we gave it all the RAM?
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Padme meme: “you mean all the ram in the computer, right?” Anakin: Padme: you mean all the RAM in the computer, right?
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lasta@piefed.world 2 months ago
Some of your computers are horny by proxy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OpenStars@piefed.social 2 months ago
Don’t be(do ALL the) evil!HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
deadymouse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
At that time, people did not yet suspect that their creativity and soul were just patters that could be copied thanks to a stable database and sufficient computing power.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All hail the Omnissiah!
RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Digital artists in shamble
thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I mean look at how many people’s brains are leaking out their ears with AI slop going around.
tja@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Wait no this is deep
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 months ago
Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As someone who plays guitar for the love of the game, I just think it’s neat, guitarists are douchebags, as a general rule.
It’s like Big Tugg said, not everyone who plays guitar is a douchebag, but every douchebag does own a guitar.
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 months ago
I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My robot vacuum would disagree. Every time it finds one of my dog’s toys, it rolls itself on top of it and starts humping. One of these days I’ll record this and set it to the turtle sound you can’t not imagine.
Or this sound:
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
False youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]jdr@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
c/schizoposting is thataway man
voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bro… where’s /c/metashitposting?
I normally don’t go full meta, but the world needs an emergency pun transfusion
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
u wot m8
ReCursing@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Inkjet printers are definitely spiteful
greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Yes, but they contain human engineered contempt.
Its not their own creation.
ReCursing@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Oh I’m not convinced of that
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do that but it’s just an inkjet printer.
OpenStars@piefed.social 2 months ago
Tbf it doesn’t care if people live or die… so long as they refill its supply (it ran out of red ink, it would seem).
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
This artist’s medium is paper jams.