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The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 month ago
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But what if, and hear me out on this, what if we gave it all the RAM?
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Padme meme: “you mean all the ram in the computer, right?” Anakin: Padme: you mean all the RAM in the computer, right?
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
lasta@piefed.world 1 month ago
Some of your computers are horny by proxy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 month ago
Don’t be(do ALL the) evil!HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
deadymouse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At that time, people did not yet suspect that their creativity and soul were just patters that could be copied thanks to a stable database and sufficient computing power.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All hail the Omnissiah!
RustyNova@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Digital artists in shamble
thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I mean look at how many people’s brains are leaking out their ears with AI slop going around.
tja@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Wait no this is deep
b_tr3e@feddit.org 1 month ago
Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As someone who plays guitar for the love of the game, I just think it’s neat, guitarists are douchebags, as a general rule.
It’s like Big Tugg said, not everyone who plays guitar is a douchebag, but every douchebag does own a guitar.
b_tr3e@feddit.org 1 month ago
I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My robot vacuum would disagree. Every time it finds one of my dog’s toys, it rolls itself on top of it and starts humping. One of these days I’ll record this and set it to the turtle sound you can’t not imagine.
Or this sound:
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
False youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]jdr@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
c/schizoposting is thataway man
voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bro… where’s /c/metashitposting?
I normally don’t go full meta, but the world needs an emergency pun transfusion
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
u wot m8
ReCursing@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Inkjet printers are definitely spiteful
greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Yes, but they contain human engineered contempt.
Its not their own creation.
ReCursing@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Oh I’m not convinced of that
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do that but it’s just an inkjet printer.
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 month ago
Tbf it doesn’t care if people live or die… so long as they refill its supply (it ran out of red ink, it would seem).
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
This artist’s medium is paper jams.