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we can make a horny computer
IBM 1979 variation
Submitted 11 hours ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Do you wanna see a self-propagating cosmic shitpost nucleation site?
mastodon.social/@voodooattack/116200229849205562
Please observe it, or don’t. But not at once because I’ll have to cognitively engineer another perfect quicksave for the perfectly ideal run.
Beware this Egg, my dudes. Because there are only scrambled reasons behind these puns. And puns wanna go to war with guns that stun. And I just came baring punmunition. (Not in that way you dirty bastards, that was an accidental variable I swear! (But swearing is a valid response))
Steadfast is the slow poke… at the non-zero-pun.
jdr@lemmy.ml 53 minutes ago
c/schizoposting is thataway man
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 58 minutes ago
u wot m8
alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
But what if, and hear me out on this, what if we gave it all the RAM?
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Padme meme: “you mean all the ram in the computer, right?” Anakin: Padme: you mean all the RAM in the computer, right?
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 42 minutes ago
deadymouse@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
At that time, people did not yet suspect that their creativity and soul were just patters that could be copied thanks to a stable database and sufficient computing power.
lasta@piefed.world 9 hours ago
Some of your computers are horny by proxy.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
All hail the Omnissiah!
RustyNova@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Digital artists in shamble
thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
I mean look at how many people’s brains are leaking out their ears with AI slop going around.
tja@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
Wait no this is deep
b_tr3e@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 55 minutes ago
As someone who plays guitar for the love of the game, I just think it’s neat, guitarists are douchebags, as a general rule.
It’s like Big Tugg said, not everyone who plays guitar is a douchebag, but every douchebag does own a guitar.
b_tr3e@feddit.org 8 hours ago
I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”
ReCursing@feddit.uk 9 hours ago
Inkjet printers are definitely spiteful
greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 9 hours ago
Yes, but they contain human engineered contempt.
Its not their own creation.
ReCursing@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
Oh I’m not convinced of that
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do that but it’s just an inkjet printer.