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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This idiot is messing with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, good luck pal you’re gonna need it.

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They love casting spells!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  brb, calling up some Etsy witches…

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is the guy who dresses as a woman to own the libs? I bet he sub bottoms ironically too.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait, what?

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      #I bet he sub bottoms ironically too

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As opposed to dom bottoms?

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You jest but that’s probably a thing.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dammit! I’m hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.

  But I’ll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!

  Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It’s all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3rd Ice age? Pal, there are 5 Ice ages already, 6 if you count the Spinoff movie. And another one is announced to release on February 5th 2027

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No no no you were supposed to give nukes to everyone who doesnt have them! Ugh! Fucken apprentices always want to go straight to casting before they’ve even pondered their orb.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is he wearing a low cut t-shirt?

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s gay sorcery, sister.

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    • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The staff of Agangofmen is stuffed in place and I’m ready to begin casting all over the place.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All sorcery is gay sorcery, ahem…

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh damn nuh uh no you did not

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s drawing his power from the magical land of Douchebaganda

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• sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Must have gone back in time as well. It’s been many decades since a nuclear weapon was used in an attack.

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s going to get into trouble, only UFOs are supposed to be doing that.

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