Not fuck crazy!
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Supervisor194@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is a cute exercise in lateral thinking and all but will past me know that it is future me talking? Won’t matter what the fuck I say otherwise, the little shit won’t be listening to any authority figures.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I’d probably immediately forget that I ever met me. There is also no way to explain anything in a way 18yo me could understand and if I’d succeed it would be thrown into an existential crisis.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Drink more Ovaltine!
dorumon@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
You are fucked.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“Recent life story?”
Am I the only person on Lemmy who isn’t 18 yet
I’m assuming that they are aware that I’m them from another time
tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
ur fucked lol
GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re Demi + trans 🏳️⚧️ (Was never so sure for so many years)
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Invest in Apple
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
2020 ruin you
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
KILL YOUR MASTERS
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ask doctor paroxetina
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Move somewhere else.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Life gets worse
jayands@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Um, if you know about it beforehand, prep your notes and summarize them into about A4 size and just say “read this note”
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
Maybe “fuck you imbécile”
Or maybe “don’t fail university”
Nexyte@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We like Ducks.
Tabooki@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Save your money
Lioffproxy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re worth it
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“im 18 rn”
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You’re 18. It’s somewhere in the early 2000s and you’ve just graduated. You’re soaking in the warm summer night air in your bed watching The Office. The world is so far away and simultaneously rushing at you at the speed of fuck. Your Blink-182 CD loops back again.
Suddenly, a bright pinprick of light bathes your dim room in an eerie blue-white glow. The light begins to grow and you realize it’s undulating, like a fluid unbound by gravity as it roils in the air. You’re too stunned to speak and cover your eyes at the harsh light. Your hairs stand on end and chills run along your skin. Somewhere inside, you associated such luminosity with heat, but the sphere—no, the disc, seems to be consuming the energy in the room, like some kind of ethereal whirlpool.
You gasp as a shadow moves through the shimmer. First a hand, then the upper half of what looks like a torso. The figure cocks their head as they look around the room. You can only make out their silhouette, but… they’re vaguely familiar.
It’s… you! They’re different, a bit more worn down, perhaps, but they’re unmistakably you. After a moment, your breath catches in your throat. They’re older. Your mind, stunned by the absurdity of what has just occurred, finally catches up.
“You’re me… from the future,” you say. The statement immediately sounds stupid. Of course they are. The portal, the older you, what else could be happening. You scramble for a pen and an old school journal at your nightstand. You’ve fantasized about this before. You know what to do. Write down what they say and you’ll be rich. No, you’ll stop some horrible cataclysm. Maybe you’ll keep your true love from leaving!
You turn back to yourself expectantly, anxiety causing your hand to shake on the page. You’re holding your breath. Your lungs burn but you hardly can bring yourself to care.
The older you looks down at you from the swirling light.
“You are eighteen,” they say with a shit-eating grin. In an instant, the light is gone. Darkness floods your room again as if nothing at all had happened. Outside your window, crickets continue to chirp. Your mind races, generations of genetically perfected pattern recognition searching for meaning in the words until you remember shitpostd about this exact scenario on 4chan.
“Oh go fuck yourself,” you say, tossing aside the journal.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
no I mean I am literally 18 rn 😭😭
Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do more drugs
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Die mother fucker
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
1986, buy Microsoft
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Networking, not cybersecurity
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Bitcoin, Dogecoin, GME
Triasha@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I know it’s me, “mine some Bitcoin” if I don’t necessarily know it’s me? “You transitioned… Me”
nori@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Leave home NOW
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
You’ll be fine.
PokerChips@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Enjoy the life
TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Bitcoin 100k