James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn’t like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that’s just jacking off with extra steps but he’s in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that’s how babies are made.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 day ago
Best sci-fi I’ve read this year.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.
tetris11@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
“We’ve decided to build the jack-you-off machine, from that famous book ‘Please don’t build the jack-you-off machine’”
ZMoney@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Some of the terminology is from Dan Simmons’ Hyperion series.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there’s folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
hence the name
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Your heart might be full but your balls sure as hell wouldn’t be
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
? Why doesn’t the nutrition tablet jack me off?
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 1 day ago
that’s why it should go up the ass
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You didn’t subscribe to the premium plan.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?
jaek@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I feel like you have to post “Im an isreal artist” to get around a censor. Either way it’s pretty funny
daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Oh, it’s referencing this?
Magnum@infosec.pub 13 hours ago
Stern@lemmy.world 1 day ago
i updoot this post
it jacks me off
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Tattorack@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jordan Peterson’s nightmare
dumbass@piefed.social 1 day ago
Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!
wabasso@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Yeah isn’t this still better than the current timeline?
dumbass@piefed.social 18 hours ago
I’d be getting jacked off a hell of a lot more, that’s for sure!
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Stop, I can only be wanked off so many times before I decide that it’s not enough.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where do I sign up?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Just stay alive. AI will do the rest.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Pure poetry.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Full off what?
thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cuil
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 day ago
For most people there’s no difference of ass and mouth.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 day ago
everything’s cool after a shower
Redjard@reddthat.com 15 hours ago
How would you get it past the buttplug?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 15 hours ago
It is the buttplug