James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn’t like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that’s just jacking off with extra steps but he’s in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that’s how babies are made.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 months ago
Best sci-fi I’ve read this year.
deacon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
“We’ve decided to build the jack-you-off machine, from that famous book ‘Please don’t build the jack-you-off machine’”
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there’s folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
hence the name
ZMoney@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some of the terminology is from Dan Simmons’ Hyperion series.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
? Why doesn’t the nutrition tablet jack me off?
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 2 months ago
that’s why it should go up the ass
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You didn’t subscribe to the premium plan.
Stern@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i updoot this post
it jacks me off
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your heart might be full but your balls sure as hell wouldn’t be
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?
jaek@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel like you have to post “Im an isreal artist” to get around a censor. Either way it’s pretty funny
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, it’s referencing this?
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!
wabasso@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yeah isn’t this still better than the current timeline?
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
I’d be getting jacked off a hell of a lot more, that’s for sure!
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jordan Peterson’s nightmare
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where do I sign up?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Just stay alive. AI will do the rest.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Stop, I can only be wanked off so many times before I decide that it’s not enough.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Pure poetry.
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Full off what?
thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cuil
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
For most people there’s no difference of ass and mouth.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 months ago
everything’s cool after a shower
Redjard@reddthat.com 2 months ago
How would you get it past the buttplug?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
It is the buttplug