The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects…
skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Or you could get aides
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don’t have that kind of money.
amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
AI dietologist 🔥
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
LLM-fueled?
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Hey, if you eat nothing while bing drinking you can keep calories low :)
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Calories and thiamine both!
m4xie@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This feels illegal
mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I assure you it’s perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on a diet
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…I mean, this isn’t automatically bad advice. Kinda depends on the quantity and frequency of the alcohol vs calories. If you’re having a glass of wine at the end of an otherwise nutritionally well-executed day; vs going apeshit with candy, soda, chips, etc - but not drinking; the former is definitely the better of the two. Recognizing and leveraging those kinds of patterns are key t making some change a habit.
Especially if you treat this as a stepping stone to develop some good habits while weening off of bad ones - for that to work you need to tolerate some degree of bad ones as you dial them closer and closer to zero.
Perfect is the enemy of good
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Alcohol makes me eat more
Aeao@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Have you considered cocaine?”
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
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YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Isn’t alcohol digested as sugar?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
- Pure alcohol has 7 calories per
- Sugar has 3 calories per gram
- Carbs has 3 calories per gram
- Fat has 9 calories per gram
mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So you’re saying alcohol is healthier than fat…
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
lol. You should get rid of this app.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol’ bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.
londos@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Classic so old I don’t even think it does the rounds anymore
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!”
dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
Yes. Ok. Let’s do that.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
when your nutrition app has a contract with Suntory
Sarcasmo@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
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frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The fat comes right off.