Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city.
Submitted 1 month ago by Greg@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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DragonAce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 month ago
Sure, they can request 1.21GW, but the answer’s always “no”.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
When this baby starts transferring 88TB an hour, youre gonna see some serious shif.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks. Now I can’t get the image of a time-traveling DeLorian, with an iPhone plugged in where the MrFusion was, out of my head.
PostProcess@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How else do we go back in time?
X@piefed.world 1 month ago
1.21 gigawatts!? 1.21 gigawatts… Great scott…
Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ahem, It is pronounced “Jiga watts”
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Jiga who?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Next up: USB-E which is just a barrel plug that can be inserted 360 degrees.
lol_idk@piefed.social 1 month ago
Maybe the exact size and shape of a headphone jack
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
And 1.2TW.
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ie the headphone jack everyone went to such trouble to eradicate.
Swings and roundabouts.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But it’s a 16-ring barrel plug.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“The massive ceramic connector and 10 inch thick cable immediatelly make obvious that the USB-D connector has been designed from the ground up to be able to power the latest generation of Graphics Card”
qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
The time travelling aspect is nice, too…
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 month ago
Superconductor kept at a few Kelvin should do it. Available on any system with build in cryogenic unit. It’s part of the D port standard after all.
Cort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cryogenics is only an optional part of the standard. You’ll need to make sure both devices support the USB D pd420.69 spec otherwise you’ll never get the full rated speed.
Stupid usbif always making critical features optional.
ulterno@programming.dev 1 month ago
Don’t forget the cable also needs the same.
Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Any superconductor will do actually, it’s just that the ones we have at this point need to be really frigging cold. A room temp superconductor is the dream, and would function exactly the same as one that only works at a few kelvin.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“One point twenty-one jiggowatts?!”
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder how Doc pronounced “gif”?
gnutrino@programming.dev 1 month ago
He would pronounce it “yif” to piss off both sides
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Wait, is this now satire or not? I am so confused.
A_A@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it is from 1st of April, the so called April’s fools day. 1.21giga watts, at non lethal voltages of approximately 100 volts is approx. 12 million amperes. Solid copper wires for this current would be aprox 4m (12ft) in diameter.
So, yes, it is satire.zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oh now I see the date. Damn, what an amazing article!
eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 1 month ago
usb D(eez nuts)
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
When I say that I want younto give me “the D”, this is also what I mean.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The mouthfeel vs the current
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How many standards does it take to make one-for-all actual standard?
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All of them all at once
incompetent@programming.dev 1 month ago
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just one more
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 month ago
That’s heavy!
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Great! I’ll get the dolorian and fix this whole timeline!
prostatitis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Great Scott!
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I was REALLY hoping to find a source page for that, sounded hilarious
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But will the D fit in the A hole?
9point6@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The OP: datapro.net/…/usb-type-d-connector-unveiled.html
Remember when funny people still did April fools? I’ve not seen a good April fools hoax that doesn’t transparently reek of marketing in years
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Google Japan always put out great ones, but admittedly I can’t remember how old the last one I remember is, and it could have very well been a decade ago ;_;
red_tomato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My favorite was when they turned Google Maps into a playable Dragon Quest map
gex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not necessarily April fools jokes, but the Gboard team has been designing and making silly keyboards (and publishing the schematics)
The most recent is a rotary dial keyboard
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The Lock Picking Lawyer
ulterno@programming.dev 1 month ago
image of an AUX connector
Get 360° freedom.
Alas only on a single axis.
WillFord27@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I still always need to attempt plugging in these motherfuckers a few times. Never had one break or otherwise become unusable though. Strong as an aux.