choose your warrior
meal
Submitted 2 months ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990’s robitussin.
lukaro@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The idea is to play a game. Not happening after a full bottle of robitussin.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
dino juice, nice
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, I’m rolling around at the speed of sound.
DrCake@lemmy.world 2 months ago
oh man I’m going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
they kinda did in 2012
cm0002@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol
interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Smiling friends is hilarious
tomiant@piefed.social 2 months ago
Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.
miked@piefed.social 2 months ago
they are!
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Allen just wanted paperclips.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 months ago
Bro, if you think I’m gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unless it’s a Vegan’s ass
simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Burnout world takedown was my jam
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too
DonGirses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!
cm0002@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Diet soda?
I’ll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
You got soda in my vodka!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Is that a liter of soda?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Litre.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t partake myself, but as I understand it doesn’t weed give you the munchies?
Delphia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It also makes healthy shit taste better.
You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you’ll be fine either way.
paultimate14@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.
tino_408@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How dare you leak my diet 🤬
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I’ll take both, but I’d like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Dont forget the fried food
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Is that a bag of Kale and yogurt?
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
No shot the stuff on the left is more than 800Cal
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I mean I’ll play a PS2 game instead of eating, period.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah. But (legally) dinner was ~$51 vs I think $150 for “medicinal” Marijuana.
backstory
I only called one service once, back in 2022 I think. Doctor sounded so bored. Prescribing marijuana over the phone for the weakest claims. 🎼 Australians let us all rejoice. For we are one and FREE (Am so tempteted to remind my students that the FREE part means they should be able to access social media as well, but I’m 90% sure they already found a work around over the christmas break)
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.
Why yes I’ll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If you’re telling me that’s never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn’t have, I don’t believe you.
tomi000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Exactly, so it leads to eating multiple bags of chips instead.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷♂️
paultimate14@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Humulene, terpene found in some weed strains (and also other plants like hops and ginger), has some evidence of being an appetite suppressant.
When I first went through the process of getting my medical card, I was required to have a consultation with the pharmacist and she recommended strains with that if I have a problem with the munchies. Personally, I really like to get high and eat so I’ve mostly avoided those strains, so I cannot attest to the effectiveness of this myself.