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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Allen just wanted paperclips.

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.

      Why yes I’ll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you’re telling me that’s never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn’t have, I don’t believe you.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷‍♂️

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• real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  choose your warrior

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990’s robitussin.

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  • ChillPenguin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, I’m rolling around at the speed of sound.

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• cm0002@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol

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• interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Smiling friends is hilarious

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that a liter of soda?

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• DrCake@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  oh man I’m going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.

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  • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    they kinda did in 2012

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.

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  • miked@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    they are!

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• Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t partake myself, but as I understand it doesn’t weed give you the munchies?

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It also makes healthy shit taste better.

    You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you’ll be fine either way.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke

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• Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro, if you think I’m gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good…

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.

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• simulacra_procession@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Burnout world takedown was my jam

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too

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    • DonGirses@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!

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  • cm0002@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll take both, but I’d like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dont forget the fried food

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.

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• Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Diet soda?

  I’ll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You got soda in my vodka!

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No shot the stuff on the left is more than 800Cal

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• orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that a bag of Kale and yogurt?

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean I’ll play a PS2 game instead of eating, period.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.

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• tino_408@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How dare you leak my diet 🤬

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