Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.
me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay
Submitted 9 hours ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/379e2c03-deb5-468b-90e0-cd3c07b15ab0.jpeg
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Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
They’re chugging water because it’s a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you’d best have enough piss for the next round.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 50 minutes ago
Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.
Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.
Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
maybe the fediverse was a mistake
Una@europe.pub 8 hours ago
It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss
TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Is it really though?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 hours ago
Yes, yes definitely.
But I don’t kink shame, that’s just my opinion.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Nice try. We all know you have 2 dicks
einlander@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Look again, there are 3 streams.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Holy mother of clear streams
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 9 hours ago
“Me n the homes licking off the c*m off each other’s face cuz we’re not gay”
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
You don’t play swords? What’s wrong with you?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 48 minutes ago
Three words: total protonic reversal.
gray@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
This is a pisspost
magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 hours ago
Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
jayy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 8 hours ago
Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 7 hours ago
dont get caught up in the.. CROSSFIRE!!
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
Hydrohomies would be proud
ClownStatue@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Was the bathtub occupied?
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
If the next guest would only know what happened in that sink. Do this at home in your own sink you cowards
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
Is he falling over backwards?
Mac@mander.xyz 30 minutes ago
I can feel the splash from here.