Sexting

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• Redacted@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ruin opportunity.

  “Salutaions madam, it would be most resplendant to receive photographs of your nude visage”

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    m’lady

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  • sanosuke001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tbh I was thinking the same thing. She should continue this and find someone worthy of her!

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    • Redacted@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Exactly

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want to see someone try this, get some steamy ankle pics in reply, and then hit it off since they’re on the same (ridiculous) wavelength.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That sounds like great fun, indeed. Almost wholesome, even

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You say that, then ask for normal selfies of their face?

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    • Redacted@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The best nudes include the face

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My, she appears to be tumescent with anticipation.

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    • Redacted@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Type shit fr fr

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oooh yeah, wouldn’t want to be caught.

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Clearly this person is a keeper. As in, they’ll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.

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  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Is there a downside?

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Rickets?

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do I get three square meals a day?

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Best I can do is a deadly trolley problem and a nice helmet.
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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960’s style TV dinners in the foil.

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can I apply online?

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Sorry, no. Only in person at 666 Mockingbird Lane.

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• Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lol

  Just reply “i want to play a game”

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least he didn’t respond: “How much?”

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I am a very real woman who is talking to you on the internet and I am sincerely interested in sending you naked pictures with no plan for catfishing or upselling”

  Seems legit.

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He dont deserve her.

  Autistic girl sexting is on another level

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    technically true since levels are on a number plane that can go into the extremes of positive or negative.

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not sex it’s the next best thi-ing

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• oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is not even my final form!

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