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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He actually said this. It was at a rally in some town in Ohio and he said exactly this. Everyone stood up and cheered. One old lady literally ascended into heaven right there on the spot (old ladies do this from time to time). This all really happened and you can all trust me.

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  • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was there. I wouldn’t have missed it.

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was the old lady that ascended to heaven.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hello, Clarice.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Shouldn’t have missed his ear.

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And then Einstein presented him a nobel for medicine and everyone clapped

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    • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The name is Epstein. Who ever heard of any “Einstein files”?

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  MANY SUCH CASES

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yo chat is this real ??

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  • BlackVenom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yaa… Am boy preggers… Sorry dad.

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  many such cases

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• optissima@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  aBOYtion

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• SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thank you for your attention to this matter -DJT

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Misspelled boybortion

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Corrected.

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    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      👍🏻

      Excellent work sibling

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  His stomach contents will be 15% semen (his own).

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  • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bubba tells me that it might not only be his own

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally some leadership out of this guy.

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