Bees

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• Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bees are venomous not poisonous.

  Where’s my golden star?

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It says what it says

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    • Zulu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True. Everyone knows car thiefs enjoy a nice bee snack. Venemous bees arent good enough, they need to be poisonous too now. We really are ignoring geneva conventions these days.

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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bees are only venomous if they sting you.

    But if you are eating delicious bee snacks out of a stolen purse, you’d need them to be poisoned to hurt the thief.

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I showed up here to make this joke too,haha

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    • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Username checks out? 😉

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  • DannyMac@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Would the bees be poisonous if one ingested a purse full of bees full of sting venom?

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No. You still need to get stung in your mouth or throat, and that’s venom. You can eat bees til the cows come home.

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    • supergrizzlybear@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      if you bite it and you die then its poisonous

      if it bites you and you die then its venomous

      so yeah i suppose it would

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  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eh I have not tried lately, idk

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then you are using the wrong Bee’s not our fault you don’t have degree in Bio-engineering.

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    • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t need to be a rocket surgeon to know bees aren’t poisonous, they’re venomous

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you know for certain that the bee isn’t coated in poison? Perhaps said bees wallowed in poison ivy effectively coating themselves in the leaves poisonous oil? We can’t assume, you know what they say about assumptions?

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  • Ach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them.

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• phaedrus@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bees?

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  beesbeesbeesbees.com

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• CelestialBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay so I filled a purse with bees like this sign said and now I can’t get back into my car. They’ve been swarming this whole time and I’m too scared to open the door.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll just keep a cardboard box on the back seat with a big H on it

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s a poet and he doesn’t know it.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could use some improvement. For example, you generally have to do the steps in reverse order.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the fuck am I doing? I’m covered in bees! Help!

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if the thief has a beekeeping hobby? You’d be playing right into their hands.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beekeepers are more likely to be allergic to bees since allergies develop at contact. This is irrelevant because the bees are already supposed to be venomous but now you know

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• ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just don’t get the purses mixed up

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• gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nooooo! Don’t make all those bees angry and lock them up. Bees need to be happy. Let them roam freely.

  Use wasps instead, those fuckers can rot in hell.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s why you arrive in a stolen car and leave the keys in it. You get the joyride, they do the time.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you did this your window would still be broken when you come back and your car would he filled with poisonous Bees, funny AF but still won’t save your car.

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As long as no one eats my pet poison-bees

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beter use wasps, they can sting multiple times

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That escalated quickly

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• unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can't tell if this is photoshopped or not..

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  • B1ackmsth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can confirm it’s not. I’ve seen these signs in person

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    • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really? That's hilarious and kind of awesome. Where?

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