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- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 1 week ago:
It’s a work of fiction, but I highly recommend Last of the Amazons by Stephen Pressfield. He does fantastic, heavily researched historical fictions with an abundance of resources at the end to reaearch the history he bases his plots off of.
It’s basically about Eurasian tribes who had horses central to their religious mythos and how they dealt with the Greeks. It’s fantastic.
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
Auschwitz Survivor Comedy Troupe still the funniest group of dudes to ever exist.
- Comment on 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams 1 week ago:
It’s not an insult. I didn’t say soccer moms are all-encompassingly unattractive, just that she ain’t anything special. She’s a “super model” who looks like every lady in front of me at the super market.
- Comment on 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams 1 week ago:
The funniest thing about this is she isn’t even hot. She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere.
- Comment on So disappointing 1 week ago:
I don’t and you can’t tell me what to do.
- Comment on I would also be confused 2 weeks ago:
Dude I’ll eat a whole pizza in bed. I don’t care at all.
- Comment on I would also be confused 2 weeks ago:
My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.
- Comment on Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻 2 weeks ago:
I don’t even use old newspapers now. I open a random news site on my phone and whipe my asshole with it to save trees.
- Comment on Schlip schlop 2 weeks ago:
Huge box office numbers =/= people calling a film good. People have absolutely been turning out in record numbers for the films, but have all been shit talking them endlessly for fifteen years.
I’m not arguing its sensible. Look at Call of Duty and the rhetoric around how bad they’ve become, but the same people whining always buy them.
- Comment on TikTok uninstalls are up 150% following U.S. joint venture 2 weeks ago:
I love that this guy thinks the multiple billion dollar companies that make his smart phone exist that we know are selling our data thinks those same comapanies aren’t watching everything we do.
That’s right buddy. Amidst all these articles about data mining, nobody is watching what you do on your phone.
Dude, you think they don’t know when you uninstall an app? Bill Gates has audio of you jerking off and can name time website and time and date he got the audio.
- Comment on You ask who believed this stuff. But in 20 years people will look at the mainstream newspapers of today and ask the same question. 2 weeks ago:
My favorite was “Ghost of Al Capone storms White House, issues list of demands.”
- Comment on Bees 4 weeks ago:
You don’t actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them.
- Comment on Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Sam Altman among billionaires investing in 'Freedom City' to be built on Greenland 4 weeks ago:
I genuinely believe you’re underestimating how important legacy is to these people. These rich fucks donating to have anything built is to see their name in stone on the building facade. I think you’re dead wrong that they’d approach this any differently knowing they won’t live to reap their investment, they’ll do exactly that to immortalize their families.
- Comment on If you're a parent, how do you prevent your kid from watching AI slop? 4 weeks ago:
I’m going for the hail mary pass and taking the stance that we need to send our youth back down into the mines.
- Comment on You never know who you're arguing with 4 weeks ago:
Wait I was supposed to put anal in my prenup? I know porn teaches us to love it but I am struggling to get past the poop part.
- Comment on Hostile architecture 4 weeks ago:
The obvious response to this is to guerilla install regular benches, but put wheelchair legs on the legs so we can roll sleeping homeless men into bank lobbies.
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 4 weeks ago:
I feel like this meme has grown way beyond anyone having read the White Ninja comic.
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 4 weeks ago:
Our country. We’re fucking people unwillingly together!
- Comment on A complete tier list for our solar system 5 weeks ago:
Keep goin til we do dinosaurs again.
- Comment on If president abductions are something that can apparently just happen how come Putin or Kim Jong Un aren't in some foreign prison right now? 5 weeks ago:
Why don’t you give it a shot buddy?
- Comment on Wunscherfüllung 5 weeks ago:
Oil has a high flash point. You can throw a lit flare in an oil drum and it will take a surprising amount of time for the oil around it to heat up enough to ignite.
- Comment on Can't stop won't stop 5 weeks ago:
The paramedics were the one who gave this to her.
- Comment on genius 5 weeks ago:
He can just 3D print a second chance at life though, so you’re being kinda whiney bro.
- Comment on Woops 5 weeks ago:
The year is 2032.
Trump fucked around so bad that there is no clear legal basis on who is allowed to be president.
King Maduro is ruling the new American Empire confusingly from an el Salvadorian prison cell.
75% of Americans voted for someone from one of what they consider South Mexicos because he also hates gay people.
Lincoln is replaced by Harambe at the memorial in his chair.
- Comment on I know its hard to digest. 1 month ago:
No matter what you say poop is touching you right now on the inside.
- Comment on Priorities 1 month ago:
To inhale the nitrous and get high. Call them doing whip-its here.
- Comment on What is the difference between an American liberal and a liberal outside the USA? 1 month ago:
Nah man. The democratic party is billed as left wing. Some Americans believe that. A ton of us are actually left wing but don’t have great options to vote for.
- Comment on Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high? 1 month ago:
The real play is to become a billionaire, and have a state of the art vaporizor capable of holding a metric ton of weed into your ventillation system. Add a simple PLC to measure oxygen levels and electronically engage solenoids to keep the environment habital.
Spend millions, be high for one day, develop most expensive weed tolerance in human history.