lemmy: “pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch.”
Lemmy: Beans
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 months ago
Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
…and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments…
froh42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also reddit:
My gf didn’t close the tooth paste in the bathroom.
Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Could be worse… Could be wafflestomping
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server? BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LinkedIn: I don’t have “boyfriends”, I have unpaid live-in interns
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The Fast Show
AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Accurate LOL
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
YTA: Can’t a man have a hobby collecting things these days?
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 months ago
“Surely they’re not missing, you’ve found them”.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
The other day, someone posted “I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don’t have a cat.”
And I posted “Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that’s how cat ownership works.”
Some people can’t see what’s directly in front of their faces.
Oppopity@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can fit both the socks and the missing women’s drivers’ licenses. Unless you’re really into collecting socks.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON’T (MUST WATCH)
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 months ago
Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[Citation needed]
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can’t do an ounce of work by themselves
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen
its me i’m tumblr
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Aside, but I hate that people say “my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me” instead of “my boyfriend (M 53) prevent me (F 21)”
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
I had a typo. Reread it. It’s the “my (gender age)” part that annoys me. “My boyfriend” is a person, “me” is a person, but “my” is not a person.
kadotux@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I think the order of words was the point here.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]
Karjalan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s that… Is that the windows xp background?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 months ago
hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?
Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Surely that’s the opposite of a red flag
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ml loves red flags
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Boyfriends are a liberal lie
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 months ago
Husband bad
Boyfriend nonexistent
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identify!
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
L E G U M E S!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.
Osan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did that and all I’m getting is kernel panic.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🤣🤣🤣
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 months ago
😂😂🤣😅😮😮WHO DID THIS 🤣😂😅😂😮😮
Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
You can’t fix her, bro.
ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
OK, that one sounds fair.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I saw a similar response on reddit years ago…