How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?
Lemmy: Beans
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 minutes ago
Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”
JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Aside, but I hate that people say “my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me” instead of “my boyfriend (M 53) prevent me (F 21)”
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”
kadotux@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
I think the order of words was the point here.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 hours ago
I had a typo. Reread it. It’s the “my (gender age)” part that annoys me. “My boyfriend” is a person, “me” is a person, but “my” is not a person.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).
ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
OK, that one sounds fair.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
I saw a similar response on reddit years ago…
skisnow@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 11 hours ago
“Surely they’re not missing, you’ve found them”.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
The other day, someone posted “I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don’t have a cat.”
And I posted “Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that’s how cat ownership works.”
Some people can’t see what’s directly in front of their faces.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON’T (MUST WATCH)
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 12 hours ago
Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
[Citation needed]
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
lemmy: “pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch.”
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
…and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
froh42@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Also reddit:
My gf didn’t close the tooth paste in the bathroom.
Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Could be worse… Could be wafflestomping
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server? BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
LinkedIn: I don’t have “boyfriends”, I have unpaid live-in interns
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
The Fast Show
AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Accurate LOL
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 22 hours ago
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can’t do an ounce of work by themselves
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?
Rooty@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen
its me i’m tumblr
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
YTA: Can’t a man have a hobby collecting things these days?
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identify!
Mac@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]
Karjalan@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
It’s that… Is that the windows xp background?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
ml loves red flags
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 day ago
hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?
Aqarius@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Surely that’s the opposite of a red flag
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Boyfriends are a liberal lie
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
Husband bad
Boyfriend nonexistent
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 day ago
🤣🤣🤣
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
😂😂🤣😅😮😮WHO DID THIS 🤣😂😅😂😮😮
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 6 minutes ago
L E G U M E S!