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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    60mph, no hands on the wheel, no eyes on the road, but they are right about the cheese.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      80kmph (~50mph), parmigiano is driving.

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      • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶

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      • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s 60kph, not 80. The first 3 bold numbers are 20, 40 and 60, afterwards it goes straight from 60 to 100. That’s very common on modern cars where the “analog” dial is controlled by a servo motor

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      • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Alfa Romeo Parmigiano GT

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Priorities, priorities.

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    • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hey that’s great for italian drivers.

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  • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🥺👉👈

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cheese is not healthy for mice.

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      • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        NOOOO IVE BEEN LKED TO ☹️

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        neither is getting between cheese and mice

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    $20 protein bars, man fuck this economy

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    • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The soft cheddar bar is only $4

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      • RaoulDuke85@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        At this point, anything that brings me closer to death is fine.

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        *hurk*

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      • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is that what you pay for parmesan in the states?

      Bonkers

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      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That might not quite be $20 worth, but pound and a half, so .75-ish kilo wedges were about that much at Costco the other day.

        They make you suffer for a love of cheese in this distopian hellscape.

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      To be fair that’s not far off from what some of those heavily marketed bars cost.

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      • CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        For a box maybe.

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    • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      1000 kcal. This human battery isn’t running on itself.

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  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *Probiotic protein bar.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Literally the best form of protein:

    Eggs

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Would you like an egg in these trying times?

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Cheese is more soul food imo.

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  • kingshrubb@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Say a prayer for my asshole” - George Carlin

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      are you lactose intolerant? I’ve snacked on a block of parmesan before and I didn’t have that issue

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      • zqps@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        There’s basically no lactose in properly aged cheese. Too much of it will do a number on your guts regardless.

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      • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well… Personally, I am. I’ve snacked on a block of Parmesan and it’s not a good post-experience.

        Still, I’m pretty sure I’ll do it again.

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This image brings me a surprising amount of joy and envy. I wish to sup of the parmered sean :(

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  • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Typical VW owner

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  • WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh man, I remember I ate a block of cheese driving home from the store and it felt like I ate razor blades.

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Needs banana for scale.

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  • djvinniev77@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Par meeee sian

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  • ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    More fat than protein.

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  • tobiah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I always want more parmesan, but I’m embarrassed.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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  • cadekat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🤤

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean…

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