mmm... tastes like chimkin

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• Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  ‘Well, it’s an easy decision, tort, you can have either famine or feast. Live or die…’ shrug-outta-hecks

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a fairly jarring few minutes

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  • bitcrafter@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    …though my personal recommendation is that you don’t.

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  • zeca@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Are we actually herbivores that are oportunistic carnivores?

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Horses just slurping up chicks is so fucked to see.

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    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I think I got the search terms reversed

      extinct terror bird holding a horse in it’s mouth, but the size difference is goofy it’s holding the whole horse in it’s beak meaning either the bird is like 5 times bigger than actual or the horse is only a foot long

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Horse shit with feathers?

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Pretty much the only prey they outspeed

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not that surprising. Many herbivores are opportunistic carnivores.

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  • huf@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeah, have these people ever seen any animals before?

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    • zeca@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      have these people never seen themselves? eating chicken all day?

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    • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The videos of the deer eating bars is always fun

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Need to snack on the crunchy chicks to get the evil modifier up. There’s a door with loot, after all.

  It’s okay, because you can get even more loot by donating to a temple; and everyone forgets it.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s just an old fable

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    • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Image

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• vrek@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun… Well not really fun… Fact:

  Giant tortoise didn’t get a scientific name for 300 years. They were so delicious no crew actually managed to get one back to England. They always ended up eating all the cargo.

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  • AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Another not-so-fun-fact: several tortoise species have gone extinct due to humans hunting them for food. 

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  humm tendies

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• notsure@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ...a slow, carnivorous reptile finds a food source...breaking news...wtf are you people stupid?..
  I only calls 'em like a sees 'em

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  • pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Carniverous? All living giant tortoise species are herbivores.

    Now who’s stupid.

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Damn well near every herbivore will happily eat meat if it’s entirely risk free and can easily be eaten.

      Look at horses as a great example.

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    • notsure@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ...apparently, we're both wrong...according to wikipedia...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoise

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• stray@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everyone eats baby birds. They’re full of delicious little bones, which plants are famous for lacking.

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