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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Anissem@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doctors don’t do that anymore because it’s not a reliable test; they just do blood work now.

    If your doctor still does this, it’s probably for nefarious reasons.

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    • Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I knew I couldn’t trust that bastard

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When am I supposed to go get my butt fingered? 40 or 50? 🤔

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    • Devadander@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They just make you shit in a box unless there’s a concern these days

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Aww cmon! That was the one good thing I was looking forward to! 😩

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      • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There are blood exams that replace both. There have been for years.

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      • Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Can it be like an Amazon box? I have a few of those

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They made me do it 2 years ago. I’m 42.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I already had a stroke before 45. Doctors ain’t got nothin on me.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cancer at 42 over here.

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You win this round.
        Who else do we have here?

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  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What is this referring to? I had my yearly physical, already.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      are you 40-45m

      have you had your:

      • prostate examination
      • colonoscopy
      • thyroid checked TSH T4 T3
      • white BC checks (cancer)
      • blood pressure screening
      • cholesterol screening
      • fiber liver scan
      • bloodsugar A1C test
      • skin cancer screening

      no? then you better. by the time you’re in your 50s, having the results of those tests could be the difference between living until you’re 60 or 90.

      getting results sets a baseline result of where you should be and makes it easier for your physician to make decisions on your health later.

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        could be the difference between living until you’re 60 or 90.

        Sweet, we get to choose?

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      • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I just do what the physician recommends at my annual physical. Usually, it’s just bloodwork.

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Aren’t regular colonoscopies a 50+ thing?

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Serve time, doc?

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