When am I supposed to go get my butt fingered? 40 or 50? 🤔
Only a few years left
Submitted 9 hours ago by Anissem@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 hours ago
Devadander@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
They just make you shit in a box unless there’s a concern these days
Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 hours ago
Aww cmon! That was the one good thing I was looking forward to! 😩
marcos@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
There are blood exams that replace both. There have been for years.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
Can it be like an Amazon box? I have a few of those
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
They made me do it 2 years ago. I’m 42.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 hours ago
I already had a stroke before 45. Doctors ain’t got nothin on me.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Cancer at 42 over here.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 hours ago
You win this round.
Who else do we have here?
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 7 hours ago
What is this referring to? I had my yearly physical, already.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
are you 40-45m
have you had your:
- prostate examination
- colonoscopy
- thyroid checked TSH T4 T3
- white BC checks (cancer)
- blood pressure screening
- cholesterol screening
- fiber liver scan
- bloodsugar A1C test
- skin cancer screening
no? then you better. by the time you’re in your 50s, having the results of those tests could be the difference between living until you’re 60 or 90.
getting results sets a baseline result of where you should be and makes it easier for your physician to make decisions on your health later.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 hours ago
could be the difference between living until you’re 60 or 90.
Sweet, we get to choose?
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 7 hours ago
I just do what the physician recommends at my annual physical. Usually, it’s just bloodwork.
shalafi@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Aren’t regular colonoscopies a 50+ thing?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Serve time, doc?
funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Doctors don’t do that anymore because it’s not a reliable test; they just do blood work now.
If your doctor still does this, it’s probably for nefarious reasons.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
I knew I couldn’t trust that bastard