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Why the fuck are people upvoting this? Keep this upvote demanding shit in Facebook.
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Submitted 1 year ago by likeaduck@programming.dev to [deleted]
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DarkMFG@lemmy.world 1 year ago
RW89@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Up vote this post if you agree
ArcticLynx@feddit.de 1 year ago
OMG IT’S JUST LIKE THE HECKING “like if you’re breathing air too” COMMENTERINOS I KNOW FROM YT!1!! SO FRICKING RELATABLE!!!1!!1! THAT’S LITERALLY MEEE XDDDD!1!! NOW I MUST GIVE IT A LIKE BECAUSE I’M DOING IT TOO!!1!!!1
UhBell@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My dude is really gatekeeping what you can post on a site that is already losing users.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I paid for the whole pizza, I’m eating the whole pizza
SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Except when it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet where you don’t eat the crust so there is more room for the rest.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 year ago
Nah I just eat all I can eat and call it a day
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My pizza place sells “pizza bowls”, basically just the toppings in a dish that you heat up and eat. I always wondered who would actuality order one…
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re getting down voted but this is the first logical argument I’ve heard for not eating the crust.
somegeek@programming.dev 1 year ago
I can’t stand people who don’t eat the crust. Or people who waste and don’t appreciated food in general.
FMT99@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Today I learned there are adults that don’t eat their whole meal.
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uh oh, is this Gen Z’s avocado toast?
DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
if the crust doesn’t taste delicious, why the fuck would you eat it if there’s enough pizza to get you full regardless? It’s just plain dumb to eat food you don’t really want and don’t really need…
EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No.
CasualWindVane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can’t afford to waste food in their economy
z500@startrek.website 1 year ago
Depends on the pizza place. Domino’s? Basically cardboard. Whenever I order from the local pizza shop I usually eat the crusts.
howrar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
If you enjoy good bread but don’t like pizza crust, then you just haven’t had good pizza.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you don’t like bread, and don’t eat the pizza crust?
gamer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Natural selection will take care of you.
puppy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t be an upvote beggar. Just post things you like. If others like it also, upvotes will come. Asking for upvotes is an automatic downvote.
Resistentialism@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I use a knife and fork toe at pizza. I start with the crust and work my into the middle.
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
_danny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can understand using a knife and fork, especially if it’s a really messy slice… But starting with the crust is some serial killer shit.
obinice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What am I, a child? Of course I eat the whole pizza.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why would you eat pizza bones?
If you don’t put aside the pizza bones, then what do you feed your dog, who has been patiently waiting this whole time???
ma11en@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dogs shouldn’t eat bread.
hollunder@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
That’s why they get pizza crust…
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dogs do just fine eating bread. Don’t shouldn’t eat a LOT of bread, but bread doesn’t hurt dogs. You mostly have to be careful of promoting yeast growth in your dog’s stomach to reduce the chances of bloat or dough toxicosis.
Before humans invented kibble, they basically ate table scraps or snagged a rabbit for dinner. People would also literally make dog biscuits as dog food.
Dogs can eat just about anything a person can (just about, not chocolate, garlic, onions, or other specific foods that can be toxic) because we evolved dogs to live and eat with us.
ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People don’t? I value money, and don’t get to eat pizza often. So I make sure I finish everything on my plate unless absolutely inedible.
DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Upvote if your save the pizza crust and make garlic-oregano-oil dip breadstick snack crusticles with them.
UnknownQuantity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is not a forgone conclusion. Depends on the pizza base. A good pizza base has a tasty crust that I’ll devour, conversely a bad pizza base has a terrible crust and I very likely not finish the pizza and leave all the crust.
MrFlamey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just eat whatever. I’ll eat the fucking box if enough sauce has gotten on it.
WorldieBoi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can have some bread on the side too.
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t forget the cheesy bread, and the cinnamon rolls for dessert!
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Is this guy AI-generated ?
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nope, His name is Ernest Khalimov
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s a heavily photoshopped model/bodybuilder.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If it’s good crust, I eat it. If it’s terrible crust, well, the dogs are grateful anyway.
teatime@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Just eat it🎵
Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 year ago
My pizza place makes their own Caesar dressing for crust dipping and it is amazing. Wood fired Neapolitan crust dipped in house made Caesar dressing is the best.
z500@startrek.website 1 year ago
That sounds incredible
A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I eat the crust first, unless it’s stuffed crust then I eat it last.
Belazor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine living somewhere where stuffed crust isn’t available. More cheese… yeesssss…
I wonder why I’m fat. Forever to remain a mystery.
GentooPhysicist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve never seen that on a menu, even at American-style pizza places. It just sounds like too much?
Poot@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
With all the homemade ranch I can get to cling to it.
SignorPao@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People don’t eat the crust? The fuck
1984@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I like the middle more, and then I’m too full for the crust.
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends
sexy_peach@feddit.de 1 year ago
Hero
LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I always eat the crust.
tdawg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Normally? Yes. But sometimes window pizza can get really dried out so it’s like trying to eat a cartoon baguette. You’ll just break ur teeth
Rinox@feddit.it 1 year ago
That’s what you call shit pizza
tdawg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idk man. Pizza from a small shop is like the definition of good pizza. Even if it’s bad pizza it’s still good pizza
thoughtorgan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The crust is the best part
ArcticLynx@feddit.de 1 year ago
youtube tier like farming
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Le redditors have arrived kind sir
likeaduck@programming.dev 1 year ago
ArcticLynx@feddit.de 1 year ago
there’s a difference between a shitpost and a shit post
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This comment deserves an upvote more than OP.