Law

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bullshit, bitch. Lay off your damned narcotics and see reality before shooting of your mouth

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• rosco385@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🎼Le-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le🎶

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• jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, what are the top three Shakira laws?

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  • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1. Hips don’t lie.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1. be fine

    2. fight fascists

    3. shake ass while being fine

    Thats pretty much it

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• Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d say it would be an upgrade in that case.

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• devolution@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m down for fapping at the Statue of Columbia hottie.

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  • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FYI the country is spelled Colombia… which I’m only writing because I think we should also change DC to the District of Colombia in honor of our new Lady Liberty.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that when you don’t pay your taxes?

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• Cargon@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would let green Shakira do terrible things to me.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A friend and I have a saying about femme fatale women: I wouldn’t even try to fix her; I’d let her make me worse

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  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    same

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• AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t tell whether this is satire or not, but it’s kinda funny either way.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Francesca is a comedian and left-leaning political activist. Definitely a joke.

    She also wrote “The Leopards Ate My Face” song. Was also one of the targets of the early anti-sjw shit that spawned gamergate on YouTube with her DeCoded show for MTV

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With an image of the Stature of Shakira Law, I really doubt they’re being genuine

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    • FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The expression may not be genuine but the hips don’t lie.

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• MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shakira law! Far too funny first thing in the morning for me. I will be desperately waiting for an opportunity to use that in work today.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drop the meme in a company wide email

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• Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the fuck kind of name is Chescaleigh? Sounds like how someone with a speech issue might answer when asked what kind of cough syrup they need…

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You want !tragedeigh@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    But it’s awfully quiet

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• chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This time for Africa!

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We don’t need no goddamned shar-ee-uh-law! We need good Christian law!

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey there’s nothing wrong with a good ol’ ‘Death To American President’.

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here. When do we get our grades?

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Contrary to popular belief, it appears hips actually do lie. This changes everything.

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No fightin’…

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That statue’s hip lie, Shakira’s hip don’t, and we all love an honest hip.

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• Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I need this before Mariah Carey completely defrosts and destroys my ears

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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need …

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ooh time to post that Zalinki animation again

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    GET THE GUN CARTER. GET THE GODDAMN GUN

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This needs a trigger trigger warning 😂

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    • 5765313496@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you. I was waiting for someone to post this on Lemmy. Now I can justify sending it to my friends.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m so glad I am in a position to not have to fucking hear Christmas music, some of the old ones are fine but dear fuck do stores and radio love playing the same 4 fucking songs. Also God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen is right good depending on version.

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    • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If I hear ‘So This is Christmas’ by John Lennon one more time I’m going to lose it. It sounds so bad coming out of a PA speaker.

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same 4 some, performed by a dozen different singers. It drives me insane.

      Also, I personally hate when a singer decides they’re gonna perform their version of a song. I had an old music teacher that once said, " if you’re going to cover an famous song, it needs to be better than the original." So for someone to say they’re gonna cover Elvis’ Blue Christmas, or Earl Ravencroft’s performance of the Grinch song, are basically saying they’re better than Elvis or Earl Ravencroft. With how low effort these covers are, that is definitely not the case and I feel like they insult our intelligence by shitting on all these classic songs.

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a hispanic person i find your post offensive. The problem is that when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad… So be wise… and keep on… reading the sign of my body.

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  • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak spanish.

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    • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sombrero, Robert Deniro…aw I wonder how you say dance in Spanish?

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a hipspanic person I find this totally fine.

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    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re not reading the signs of my body.

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