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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fun fact: I sometimes watch the new stuff with my niece and they have many female characters now. The latest season even has a girl village next to the normal one and they regularly interact with each other but there are female only episodes as well. The normal village also has women, I’m not sure about the exact (gender) dynamics at play

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    • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So the new version passes the Bechdel test?

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      • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        no, but it does pass the Smurfdel Smurf

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah but one does have to question if segregation is actually progress

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      • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wow! TIL. Also, maybe less surprisingly, I just found that EURIMAGES has it as a criterion, so I guess no public EU money for your movie project if it doesn’t pass the test.

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      • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They do not reproduce (setting aside Smurfette, who is technically a Golem) and they also do not die… they must be DIVINE MANIFESTATIONS.

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    • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah didnt Papa Smurf make Smurfette with magic?

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      • crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Their enemy made smurfette with magic to seduce them

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well…yeah, in the same sense the bedroom is “where the magic happens.” Did you think they meant literal magic lol? Papa Smurf definitely fucks bro.

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    • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Prions

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  • Odo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.

    Henchman 21: Oh my God, you’re crazy! They’re so obviously mammals!

    Henchman 24: Please! She’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs.

    Henchman 21: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They’re mammals!

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Goats have beards and they lay eggs

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Monotremes

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    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Did Henchman 21 ever hear of the Bearded Dragon?

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    • butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      HENCH 4 LIFE

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Insects have hair that serves several purposes, and birds can have feathers that resemble hair. Also there are mammals that lay eggs so there’s that too.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Numerically speaking, the virus wants to keep smurfette alive as long as possible.

    This comic still gives me some kinda ick.

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  • Tomassci@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Parasites: Being Factories for more parasites, since 3.5 BYA or so (or when the first viruses emerged (viruses are parasites that kinda forgot how to do anything but parasitism))

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  • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This was covered back in '93 on usenet. Behold: Smuckfest!

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    • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is ancient furry porn, isn’t it?

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      • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Huh. I’m not sure how far back furries go.

        If not, it’s certainly proto furry porn. Pretty sure it predates the formulation of Rule 34.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.

      Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.

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      • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.

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  • jankforlife@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    c/imsorryjon

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TFW the antagonist in The Smurfs was right all along.

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    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Didn’t he want to eat them or something? That sounds like a one-way ticket to a body horror ending…

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      • BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think originally he wanted to use them to make gold

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        First book, he needs them to make gold.

        Then it’s just revenge.

        Or so I remember.

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      • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think you’re right… I was just imagining him coming in with a flamethrower in one the last episode

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He appeared in Robot Chicken and admitted that he was never all that clear on his motivations.

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      • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Gargamel wants to take the bullet for all of us.

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks I hate it.

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  • BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Years ago I found a page that reasoned that the whole thing is a communist propaganda (they have no money, share food etc), then SWITCH and they went on how the whole thing is a Nazi propaganda (the bad guy looks like an archetypical jew who wants to make gold of them, etc).

    I can’t find the original, but there’s a lot of sites that claim one or the other

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      archetypical jew who wants to make gold of them

      He also makes a golem from clay (smurfette)

      New Musk tweet incomming, people

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And the smurfs wear white hoods. Except the leader who wears red (the the klan)

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    • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He has wanted them fir different purposes at different times. In the US bersions he wanted to eat them very often.

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    • bobo@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This?

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      • BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah, much older (at least 10 years old), less resemblance to AI text.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?

    youtu.be/gTWjPHfXnUE

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is Sassette erasure and I won’t stand for it! /s

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s just one little problem…

      Image

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      • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I do believe she eventually grows to the age of consent, but I could be wrong.

        Of course, I was saying “only female” is Sassette erasure. I was not saying “only mating prospect” is Sassette erasure.

        I was just remembering her from my childhood. I wasn’t up on my Sassette lore. I found a reference that says she was created the same way Smurfette was, which surprised me.

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The real smurfberries.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This means that Gargamel was heroically working to contain the infestation and researching a cure.

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  • monotremata@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly the idea that parasites all share a single, simple method of reproduction is the silliest thing in this comic. There’s a cordyceps fungus that not only has a stage in an ant, it then swells and reddens the abdomen of the ant, takes over the behavior of the ant and forces it to climb to the top of a stalk of grass, and has it wave in the air until a bird mistakes it for a berry and swoops down and eats it. At this point it has a whole other phase of its life cycle inside the bird until it finally releases its spores in the bird’s droppings.

    (I probably have a few of the details here not quite right, as it’s not my field of expertise, but it’s along these lines, including the behavior modification and the two separate host species.)

    There are so many kinds of parasites, and they do so many crazy things.

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what happened to the shirt?

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  • Aliya@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She is called smurfette in english o.o

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