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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They do not reproduce (setting aside Smurfette, who is technically a Golem) and they also do not die… they must be DIVINE MANIFESTATIONS.

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun fact: I sometimes watch the new stuff with my niece and they have many female characters now. The latest season even has a girl village next to the normal one and they regularly interact with each other but there are female only episodes as well. The normal village also has women, I’m not sure about the exact (gender) dynamics at play

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  • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So the new version passes the Bechdel test?

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    • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      no, but it does pass the Smurfdel Smurf

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah but one does have to question if segregation is actually progress

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• Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This was covered back in '93 on usenet. Behold: Smuckfest!

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This is ancient furry porn, isn’t it?

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• Odo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.

  Henchman 21: Oh my God, you’re crazy! They’re so obviously mammals!

  Henchman 24: Please! She’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs.

  Henchman 21: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They’re mammals!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Goats have beards and they lay eggs

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Monotremes

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  • butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    HENCH 4 LIFE

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• BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Years ago I found a page that reasoned that the whole thing is a communist propaganda (they have no money, share food etc), then SWITCH and they went on how the whole thing is a Nazi propaganda (the bad guy looks like an archetypical jew who wants to make gold of them, etc).

  I can’t find the original, but there’s a lot of sites that claim one or the other

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  • bobo@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This?

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Numerically speaking, the virus wants to keep smurfette alive as long as possible.

  This comic still gives me some kinda ick.

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TFW the antagonist in The Smurfs was right all along.

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Didn’t he want to eat them or something? That sounds like a one-way ticket to a body horror ending…

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      First book, he needs them to make gold.

      Then it’s just revenge.

      Or so I remember.

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    • BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think originally he wanted to use them to make gold

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think you’re right… I was just imagining him coming in with a flamethrower in one the last episode

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• Tomassci@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Parasites: Being Factories for more parasites, since 3.5 BYA or so (or when the first viruses emerged (viruses are parasites that kinda forgot how to do anything but parasitism))

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• jankforlife@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  c/imsorryjon

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks I hate it.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real smurfberries.

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