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They need to bring you in to feel their power over you

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    “Leadership”

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  • OR3X@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I work for local government and we were recently ordered to return to office because leadership was concerned we would look “lazy” to the public if we were allowed to work from home… I don’t work directly with the public in any shape or form. On top of that I’m geographically located about 1.5 hours from the rest of my team so I report to a different office than they do, so we still meet on Teams.

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    • ITGuyLevi@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m in a similar spot, my closest teammates are about 80 miles away and everything is over teams. My only solice is the fact no one works in my building so it’s really quiet (almost too quiet at times).

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Incredible. You are going to meet “on line” but you can’t do it from your home.

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      • SW42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        As someone with small kids, this would be my preferred way of working. Even with a dedicated room I can’t help myself losing focus and entering magic adventures with unicorns and building equipment.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But also once you get to the office it’s all just hotel cubes with no insufficient conference space. So everyone will still do their meetings virtually on teams, but now with extra steps.

    Fuck.

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    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where I’m at, they got rid of space to put people. So now we have to hot seat our desks instead of having a dedicated desk. Very cool.

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      • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Even better when your team isn’t in. So you gotta go in to do Zoom calls …

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    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hotel cubes? You mean non-adjustable shared desks with 10 cm high felt partitions which do absolutely nothing to keep you from hearing the espresso machine with perfect clarity no matter where you sit. Also, every team contains at least one consultant who remotes in from another country so all meetings have to be on Teams.

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  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also we’re making more than ever and projects are launching with thundering success.

    Unfortunately we’ve hit on some hard times and are going to have to let some of you go.

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  • acchariya@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Step 1: replace middle management with LLM

    Step 2: LLM produces pointless drivel and feedback that nobody reviews along with occasional misguided suggestions

    That is all, there is no step 3 get back to work.

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Everything is going great on its own without my input so I need you to all be inconvenienced so I can look like I’m having an impact!”

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “How can I justify being the manager if you are productive alone at home?”

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not enough that they have the profitable outcome they demand, they want the. WORKER to understand that they are literally slaves.

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  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Linkedin status update : looking for work

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  • CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, they put in a lot of money for these office buildings, and they’re sitting unused. They have leases they still have to pay.

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    • Juice@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Relevant screen name

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      • balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And I take it you are OJ Simpson?

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      • CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you think I’m arguing for them, I’m not.

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We were fully remote during the height of the pandemic. Right now we’re on a 3 days a week in office plan, except if you live further than 50km or 1h away. Some also have a grandfathered agreement. Then it’s a single day per week, where we discuss things as a team and grab lunch after. I think it’s nice to occasionally meet your colleagues, especially if you all work very closely together. Doesn’t even have to be once a week.

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    • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My mother-in-law’s job has a similar policy, except the range is 50 miles… She lives almost exactly 49.9 miles away from her job. The company refuses to budge, (“if we gave an exception to you, we’d have to do it for everyone”), and requires her to come in.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The other side of the coin is, when people WFH, they feel how useless they are.

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    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is that so? I would argue opposite

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      • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Any moment I’m not raising stakeholder value is useless to me.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do you think they feel useless? I have found 2 versions of work at home. One actually is more productive because they do not have the usual distractions of the work place. The other has a full schedule of chores and fits their work in around doing chores not related to their employment

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