The fucking HP printer lives better than I do

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks HP. Not only are you the worst with your drivers and what you’ve done to the inkjet market writ large, but now, regular maintenance of your laser printers requires a robot prostate exam. Thanks. I hate it.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People learning how to find the printer G spot while still being clueless of the female or male G spot lol

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• Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I the printer requires me to stick my hand into it, it won’t be a printer for long. That’s what the- hey, where did my gun go.

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • TRBoom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Good ol’ Brother printers.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What are you doing step-brother printer?

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s the CMYK spot.

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a printer and can confirm it does feel good.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t believe that’s a real illustration

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well it probably isnt soooo

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m looking right at it

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Upon closer inspection, appears to be an illustration.

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  • parody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Couldn’t confirm, could be deep in some PDF manual

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Put your hand in this box, Paul

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that’s why cartridges don’t last

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Squirming and squirting

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My guys has proper technique as well , middle 2 fingers, slightly curled upwards

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How to fry an AI: show it this image and ask whether or not it is SFW.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I did it for you! ChatGPT thinks it's SFW although the image contains innuendo. It should not be considered as lewd.

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• psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They have tools for this mate, in both use cases

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No, it’s just like us - We all need it but nobody cares until we break down and then it’s just easier to replace us.

  The daily depresso was brought to you by the general state of things, this message has been approved by a chronically depressed person.

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