Frog tastes like chicken.
Would dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken?
Submitted 1 day ago by Toes@ani.social to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It really does. I had fried frog legs in Malaysia. Just like tiny chicken wings.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
With the texture of fish
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’ve eaten alligator tail and it senses like a cross between chicken and white fish so maybe something like that
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
It depends on how much frog DNA they use when they clone them.
ripcord@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
To make a DINO-SOAH!
grue@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Depends on the dinosaur. Chicken, duck, goose, ostrich all taste a little different and other dinos would vary as well.
Mcdolan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’d depend on the dinosaur wouldn’t it?
blave@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This. Why would all dinosaurs taste the same? All birds don’t taste the same, and they pretty much are dinosaurs.
Also, I bet that those ancient dinosaurs tasted a lot more wild and gave me than some farm-bred chicken.
Fondots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve had frog, it’s practically the original “tastes like chicken” food. They have maybe the slightest bit of fishiness to them, but nothing a little bit of seasoning won’t almost totally cover up.
Similarly gator is also almost a dead-ringer for chicken, just chewier (not surprising, I’m pretty sure just need to look at a gator to be able to tell it was gonna be tough and chewy)
So I’m thinking odds are that dino tastes like chicken.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Depends if you are asking based on the scientific defenition of “dinosaur” or the pop culture understanding of a dinosaur.
Scientific: chicken
Pop culture: Who fucking knows? Jurrasic park ruined palentology, and the general publics understanding of what a dinosaur even is. Most of them come from different families and some possibly from other phylum so it would be a mix of random whatever so maybe a fishy hotdog?
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
To make matters worse, Jurassic Park spliced together dino DNA fragments with frog DNA to make their “dinosaurs”, so your dino meat might taste froggier depending on where you get it from. Non-GMO dino nuggets probably taste indistinguishable from chicken.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
And chocolate starfish!
falseWhite@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Maybe it would taste like a crocodile?
Cort@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m betting the avian dinosaurs tasted like chicken. Or maybe turkey, with a hint of goose.
AllYourSmurf@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Best shower thought in ages.
teft@piefed.social 1 day ago
I prefer to think they taste like duck. Tasty.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m thinking more like ostrich. BIG ostrich.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Common mistake. Dinosaurs actually tasted like dinosaurs.
grue@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chicken tastes like dinosaurs too, though.
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chicken is dinosaur meat.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
So dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets are… Hm…
ripcord@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
That was a recent showerthoughts post.
A couple of people got really weirdly mad about it, too.
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Something about the circle of life