Would dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken?

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• Makeitstop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Chicken is dinosaur meat.

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  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets are… Hm…

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    • ripcord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That was a recent showerthoughts post.

      A couple of people got really weirdly mad about it, too.

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    • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Something about the circle of life

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Frog tastes like chicken.

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So “yes”, then.

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    • a_person@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes.

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  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    With the texture of fish

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  • YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It really does. I had fried frog legs in Malaysia. Just like tiny chicken wings.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve eaten alligator tail and it senses like a cross between chicken and white fish so maybe something like that

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Crocs a lot like chicken imo.

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    • Amaterasu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      which are a lot like dinosaur

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It depends on how much frog DNA they use when they clone them.

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  • ripcord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To make a DINO-SOAH!

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• Mcdolan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’d depend on the dinosaur wouldn’t it?

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  • blave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This. Why would all dinosaurs taste the same? All birds don’t taste the same, and they pretty much are dinosaurs.

    Also, I bet that those ancient dinosaurs tasted a lot more wild and gave me than some farm-bred chicken.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Depends on the dinosaur. Chicken, duck, goose, ostrich all taste a little different and other dinos would vary as well.

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• Fondots@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve had frog, it’s practically the original “tastes like chicken” food. They have maybe the slightest bit of fishiness to them, but nothing a little bit of seasoning won’t almost totally cover up.

  Similarly gator is also almost a dead-ringer for chicken, just chewier (not surprising, I’m pretty sure just need to look at a gator to be able to tell it was gonna be tough and chewy)

  So I’m thinking odds are that dino tastes like chicken.

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Depends if you are asking based on the scientific defenition of “dinosaur” or the pop culture understanding of a dinosaur.

  Scientific: chicken

  Pop culture: Who fucking knows? Jurrasic park ruined palentology, and the general publics understanding of what a dinosaur even is. Most of them come from different families and some possibly from other phylum so it would be a mix of random whatever so maybe a fishy hotdog?

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  • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To make matters worse, Jurassic Park spliced together dino DNA fragments with frog DNA to make their “dinosaurs”, so your dino meat might taste froggier depending on where you get it from. Non-GMO dino nuggets probably taste indistinguishable from chicken.

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  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And chocolate starfish!

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    • Gumbyyy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And hot dog flavored water!

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• Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m betting the avian dinosaurs tasted like chicken. Or maybe turkey, with a hint of goose.

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• AllYourSmurf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Best shower thought in ages.

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• falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe it would taste like a crocodile?

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• DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I imagine the closest we are gunna get modern wise is Ostrich meat which tastes like the midway point between chicken and beef.

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• teft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I prefer to think they taste like duck. Tasty.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m thinking more like ostrich. BIG ostrich.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Common mistake. Dinosaurs actually tasted like dinosaurs.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Chicken tastes like dinosaurs too, though.

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