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If chickens are modern dinosaurs some dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨wabafee@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • reddig33@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think you might have discovered the next sequel to Jurassic Park:

    Giant food conglomerate realizes it can sell dinosaur meat on the cheap, and attempts to breed dinosaurs as a bulk chicken substitute! Horror ensues when they realize it’s not as simple as it sounds.

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    • bryndos@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery. Where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em; if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

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  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No wonder they went extinct. They all got eaten.

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    • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dino Nuggies

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      • Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        KFD

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Technically most of them got roasted.

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      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The global firestorm gave them a nice natural smoky flavor that’s unmatched to this day.

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      • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The great barbecue

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  • WagnasT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dino shaped nuggies…taste like real dinos?

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    • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No. Chicken tastes like dinosaur

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Chicken tastes generic, because the Chicken of tomorrow competition made them ballooney but tasteless.

    So, no: they would likely taste better.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    KPgFC

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dilophosaurus was delicious!

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  • medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Anyone here in the mood for a tasty, crispy, roasted Compsognathus?

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alligator has to be really close

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I heard so often that it does, but I have had alligator gumbo and it did NOT taste like chicken at all.

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    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not really. Kind of but more… gamey I guess?

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      • WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes, this is spot on. There are definitely ways to cook it that can help ease home of that gamer-ness. I had alligator nuggets in Florida and really enjoyed them.

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think of gator tasting like chicken, but with a hint of fish. Put that way it sounds revolting, but I do love it.

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