If chickens are modern dinosaurs some dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken.

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• reddig33@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think you might have discovered the next sequel to Jurassic Park:

  Giant food conglomerate realizes it can sell dinosaur meat on the cheap, and attempts to breed dinosaurs as a bulk chicken substitute! Horror ensues when they realize it’s not as simple as it sounds.

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  • bryndos@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery. Where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em; if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No wonder they went extinct. They all got eaten.

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  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dino Nuggies

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    • Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      KFD

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Technically most of them got roasted.

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    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The global firestorm gave them a nice natural smoky flavor that’s unmatched to this day.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The great barbecue

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• WagnasT@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dino shaped nuggies…taste like real dinos?

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  • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No. Chicken tastes like dinosaur

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  KPgFC

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dilophosaurus was delicious!

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Chicken tastes generic, because the Chicken of tomorrow competition made them ballooney but tasteless.

  So, no: they would likely taste better.

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• medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyone here in the mood for a tasty, crispy, roasted Compsognathus?

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• Steve@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alligator has to be really close

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard so often that it does, but I have had alligator gumbo and it did NOT taste like chicken at all.

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not really. Kind of but more… gamey I guess?

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    • WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, this is spot on. There are definitely ways to cook it that can help ease home of that gamer-ness. I had alligator nuggets in Florida and really enjoyed them.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think of gator tasting like chicken, but with a hint of fish. Put that way it sounds revolting, but I do love it.

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