Salmon

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cool-hwhip.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Say whip, now say cool-whip

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ayessssss?

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hwaaaat?!

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Let me axe you a question.

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• MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do you not?

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  • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    most importantly

    … why tf not?

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    • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You must also slap the wrist repeatedly with an open palm should anyone go for a handshake. Don’t forget to roll your L’s and O’s as you say it. SALLLLLLLLMOOOOOOON!!!

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• AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People already do that. In the wrong word. Salmonella is pronounced just like Salmon. The L is silent!

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a non-native English speaker, sometimes it really feels like the language is just making fun of us.

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not anymore it ain't!! We have permission! From Ickplant! saLmon it is!

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  • slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    samone’a

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• JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ha ha, I’m already ahead of you losers, I’ve been proudly pronouncing the K in Salmon this whole time.

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• answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Salmon is one of the most expensive fish types in my city especially when it’s not its season.

  So last time I pronounced the L on purpose in the fish market. The guy bit his lip, looked at the ground for a second and replied “Yes we do have SALAmon… The best SALAmon… in the whole market for you sir.”

  Inside I was like damn right I wanted a SALAmon and I’m getting what I paid for!

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just like as in an “IsLand”?

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtu.be/Vf4RsmaYuNw

  SaLmon in the fish tacos, Hank!

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you’re upper class you pronounce it with an Italian twist to make it sound more yummy: salmonella

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Salmon She 😂

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• state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I remember an audio book read by Ice T and he pronounced the w in sword. It was a fantasy novel and it came up rather often.

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• primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guess we’re at that point aren’t we.

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it was not supposed to be pronounched thus far?? lame!

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• OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bucket of salmon

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pronounce PF as “piff.” Example Pfizer as “Piffizer.”

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pf is pronounced “puff” by EEs.

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