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  • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I got a nasty letter from an anonymous coward complaining about how I keep my lawn.

    I dont give two shits about the grass. Bare minimum is all it gets. I also did a round of overseeding with microclover. All the retired boomers in my neighborhood have nothing better to do than dick around with their lawns.

    I have every intention of making mine into a meadow or something. Need to figure out what I can get away with.

    In the meantime, I will be making a Halloween display that will feature skeletons sitting on top of some pallets (letter writer was mad that I had one leaning against my trash can for a week) with trash cans and a whole bunch of weeds and crap. I also have a spare tire that was used to secure a transmission I bought down to the pallet. I also still have the broken transmission.

    The whole mess will be going into the front yard, skeletons will get trucker hats, beer bottles and maybe a banjo.

    I can’t wait!

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    • Steve@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      One of the things that bothers me more than it should is people responding to actual problems with “but i like it”.

      You say something like “a ‘basic’ lawn like that is bad for the environment in many ways, in addition to being labor intensive.”

      They respond with something that amounts to, “But I like it.”

      That wasn’t the question! If someone likes murder that doesn’t justify it, right? Because if so this conversation would take a very abrupt turn. So we can infer that there must be some other justification. Probably, “I don’t care about other people”, which remains an insufficient justification for murdering a whining selfish prick.

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      • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “Oh my god having a lawn isn’t murder you’re being dramatic!” - some small-minded buffoon who doesn’t understand analogies.

        They probably couldn’t even explain why they like it, and about the only truly valid reason that isn’t just social conditioning is “I like do yardwork” but then wouldn’t a big nice garden be 1000x bettee for that? Oh, right, you can’t just sit on a big lawnmower and pretend like you’re doing real work.

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        This is also very easily flipped though.

        If you are rewilding your lawn “because you like it” but signed an agreement to maintain the lawn and house to a certain specification, then complain about enforcement when you don’t keep up your end, YTA.

        With respect to murdering, there is a social contract or a legal “contract” that says you absolutely can’t, so this argument obviously doesn’t work. “Because I like it” only holds up when there’s no contact at all and then it goes both ways. “Actual problem” has to be agreed in advance of complaining about taking action or not.

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      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        And these people that “like it” also really like telling you how you need to manage yours because you are not spending enough on bullshit lawn treatments.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Our loud elderly neighbour liked to complain about our lawn. Even after I got disabled. Now he fell ill and guess whose plants are growing through the fence?

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Large grass lawns were a sign of wealth and power for the aristocracy and gentry from the feudal system. When they had large numbers of serfs working their small plots of land and paid a tithe to the landowners it meant that their land could be turned over from agriculture to pleasure.

    Growing a big, unproductive, biologically inactive lawn is basically saying “I have so many peasants I don’t need to grow vegetables” and then morphed into the quasi status symbol we have today for suburbanites to complain about each other’s while the planet dies around them.

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    • huf@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      yeah but i think originally at least they used sheep as lawnmowers, so at least it didnt go entirely to waste

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    • Horsecook@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      their land could be turned over from agriculture to pleasure.

      But the lawn wasn’t unproductive, originally. It was being grazed by sheep and horses, which were higher value agricultural products.

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      • SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        originally

        It depends on how far back you go. Maybe an actual historian could chime in on dates, but by at least the 18th century one of the distinguishing hallmarks between “real rich” and “fake rich” was whether sheep, and the like, were what maintained your lawn or if you had dedicated human labor to scything and weeding.

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Frick. I moved into a house from being in apartments for many years and I have to say, lawn and Garden work, suuuuucccckkksss.

    I hate it. I have too much to do to deal with your… Growth.

    Can I replace my lawn with an emo lawn so it cuts itself?

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    • Transform2942@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Depending on your local regulatory environment, you can replace your lawn with a clover lawn which has the following benefits:

      • clover is more drought tolerant than grass and does not need to be mowed
      • fixes nitrogen for the soil like legumes
      • supports local pollinators and provides habitat for other ground level insects
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      • Noved@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        A clover lawn however does still require maintenance and It is not a catch-all solution to a no effort lawn. You will have other weeds growing that will get very tall very fast as they aren’t competing with anything and you do still need to water a clover lawn or you will end up with more tall weeds.

        Other than that, slay.

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        My current grass is patchy, I’m certain there’s little or no nitrogen. I’ve been meaning to pick up a small bag of clover seeds and at least augment my lawn with them to make it a bit more green at least.

        I’m fortunate that I was able to get a battery electric mower for my home shortly after moving in. So there’s no inconvenient gas fetching and mixing, just a pair of bigass fuck off batteries that live on the charger between mows.

        The real problem is that we have a garden in the back that I want to set up as a vegetable garden and I just haven’t had time to do the work and it’s currently over run with weeds. I’ll get to it eventually. I’m planning on killing everything currently in the garden with some kind of weed killer, not sure what yet exactly, but I’ve seen some places recommend a soap/brine mix that seems effective. Then cover it with that black landscaping/gardening fabric so shit doesn’t grow for a while, if that’s successful, build raised beds and fill them with fresh, untainted soil and grow veggies there… It’s going to be a project and I have no idea how I’m going to find time or money to do it, but the way things are going, I can’t afford not to do it.

        Anyways. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. I guess?

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes you put a specific amount clowers around and they make the grass grow slower.

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Moss has started to grow in my yard and I love it. It’s green and furry and doesn’t grow tall

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You think that’s bad? Allow me to introduce you to rock yards. I’m slowly getting rid of mine but removing several dump truck loads of gravel is hard work.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mine was fully concrete paved when I moved in. I know the pain of moving a shitload of rubble.

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ugh we have people doing that in our neighborhood and it’s godawful. I think they think they’re “xeriscaping” but this is Arkansas and the incredibly hot sun makes those rocks too hot to touch or stand on (for my doggo), kills the plants that are planted near it, etc. But they aren’t going to admit their mistake and undo it.

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      • Horsecook@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        my neighbor has mistakenly made his yard is too uncomfortable for my dog to shit in

        Is that a mistake?

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      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m gonna guess you live in either Bella Vista, Holiday Island, Cherokee Village, or Hot Springs Village.

        I could be wrong but if you have a rock yard in Arkansas, the odds go way up that you live in one of those four places.

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  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Plant Clover.

    Rarely needs to be mowed. Or seeded. Or anything else. Looks great. Provides a lot of cover for a lot of insect life. It is just superior to grass.

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    • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Except it’s not, for anyone who has dogs or actually uses their lawn it’s extremely fragile, and will create a mud pit in any climate that has wet winters.

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      • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Small price to pay for never having to maintain grass. No mowing, edging, fertilizing, etc.

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  • Ging@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I know this meme comm, but anyone have good resources on how to not be a part of this statistic?

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    • yumpsuit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I bet our Lemmy comrades on slrpnk.net have a handle on it

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    • ultranaut@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      xerces.org may have info you are looking for. Depending on where you live you may be able to find seeds of local flowering plants that do well as a lawn replacement, for example: northwestmeadowscapes.com

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      • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Shout-out to Native American Seed Company in Junction, TX for all your native grass and wildflower needs in the south and southwest

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Joey Santore’s got you!

      Kill Your Lawn

      Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. One of the best YouTube channels

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I appreciate the call out that a natural replacement of local plants is low maintenance, not NO maintenance. The front of your house doesn’t have to look like you died in the bathtub the winter before.

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      • The_Sasswagon@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        This man helped me kill the lawn inside myself, and now I’ve killed my lawn and I’m on my way to kill my parents’ (lawn) too. I might have even accidentally learned some botany along the way

        A really great channel

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    • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      r/nolawns

      c/nolawns

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    • Rubisco@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      slrpnk.net/c/nolawns

      Some CPBBD videos on replacing lawns with native gardens:

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYdLfkJcfok

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoO0ZhzZT7g

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=anpuSnAM5o8

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcfbt3KXoEw

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOGPt-KeMQY

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

    Pumpkins

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is that your yard?

      This is so awesome and so perfect for my yard that I showed my family and said we should do this next year.

      The yard already gets decorated (I have a third grader who is way into it) and this would make the perfect foreground.

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      • Steve@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sure is. Im actually surprised the HOA hasn’t stopped me

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My parents just mow the lawn every now and then and remove thorny plants when they find them. The garden is just wild flowers and weeds. Then they dig a little pond. Since then they have lots of bees and other insects, but no wasps. It’s nice and requires no maintenance whatsoever. If a plant dies, it dies. If it takes over, it takes over. In spring until summer their whole garden is full of daisys. A white garden. The dog loves it and ears the heads off then when he’s chilling.

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    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is exactly what I’ve been trying to do in my yard, but my damn mono-lawn neighbor keeps “maintaining” my yard for me… might be time for a fence.

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  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What? You don’t like glyphosate in your everything?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You know what you don’t need to do all that work for? Native plants. Hell, even cover is better than a grass lawn.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was walking across some grass recently and noticed I liked how it was soft and spongy. So I look up how to achieve that for the grass sitting area in my garden. Turns out every lawncare guide says this is terrible and you need to fix it.

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why? Soft and spongy grass sounds like a dream!

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      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The lawncare guides tell me that I need to spend 3 figure sums on machinery to remove it. I tell them to go fuck themselves.

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    • Dippy@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sounds like neglect is the formula then

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  • clashorcrashman@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuck lawns. Like, with an unpleasant thing. Idk, a jagged rock or something.

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