The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.
I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween
Submitted 6 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
flango@lemmy.eco.br 6 months ago
That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata
Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,
Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are you at all related to Ed Gein?
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 6 months ago
All my homies got eye nipples.
billwashere@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Now you just need some milk.
ckmnstr@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Everything reminds me of her
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.
Denjin@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Your core premise is incorrect
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I recommend blue or purple.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)
daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
those are some suckable cookies
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
your mom is fuckable lmao
WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Thats no titty, that’s a moob!
ddplf@szmer.info 6 months ago
What are these, cookies for infants?
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
SCP-597
unrelated note
that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 months ago
How was the orgy?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
My eyes are down here
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Just save them for the adult party.
devolution@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
These would pair well with vaginger snaps
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“eye ball” cookies
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 months ago
👀
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
80085
bdot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
you could call them cup cakes
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
B cup cakes
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 months ago
D-cupcakes.
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Eye don’t see the issue
robocall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Those are titties
mkhopper@lemmy.world 6 months ago
With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
… Then go full cookie monster.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You used too much milk
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Boobs.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 months ago
You’re very perceptive
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t think everyone understands the reference…
youtu.be/6wyzKUmlw5c