You used too much milk
I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 2 months ago
All my homies got eye nipples.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
My eyes are down here
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Nabisco™ Tits.
“Hey, I think these things are responding!”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands
bdot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bistits
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 2 months ago
Betcha didn’t know
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Sweet clementine flavor.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everything reminds me of her
bdot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you could call them cup cakes
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
D-cupcakes.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
B cup cakes
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
80085
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mmm…did you tho??
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now you just need some milk.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How was the orgy?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.
devolution@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just save them for the adult party.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
those are some suckable cookies
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
your mom is fuckable lmao
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Boobs.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 months ago
You’re very perceptive
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
👀
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
These would pair well with vaginger snaps
mkhopper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
… Then go full cookie monster.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was fist posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How dare his shitpost be shitty?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.
OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…
ckmnstr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
SCP-597
unrelated note
that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Eye don’t see the issue
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“eye ball” cookies
flango@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata
Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Your core premise is incorrect
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I recommend blue or purple.
WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thats no titty, that’s a moob!
ddplf@szmer.info 2 months ago
What are these, cookies for infants?
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Those are titties
WFloyd@lemmy.world [bot] 2 months ago
Is that the breast you can do?