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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think everyone understands the reference…

    youtu.be/6wyzKUmlw5c

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.

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  • flango@lemmy.eco.br ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata

    Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,

    …wikipedia.org/…/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catani…

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  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

    You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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    • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All my homies got eye nipples.

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now you just need some milk.

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  • ckmnstr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everything reminds me of her

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  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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      • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Your core premise is incorrect

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I recommend blue or purple.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

    youtube.com/shorts/61IHLWROG7Y

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    those are some suckable cookies

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        your mom is fuckable lmao

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  • WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What are these, cookies for infants?

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    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SCP-597

    unrelated note

    that scp is definitely someone’s fetish

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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How was the orgy?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My eyes are down here

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just save them for the adult party.

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  • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    These would pair well with vaginger snaps

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “eye ball” cookies

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    👀

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  • SirMaple__@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    80085

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  • bdot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you could call them cup cakes

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      B cup cakes

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    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      D-cupcakes.

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  • JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eye don’t see the issue

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those are titties

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  • mkhopper@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

    … Then go full cookie monster.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You used too much milk

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boobs.

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re very perceptive

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