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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now you just need some milk.

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  • WFloyd@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that the breast you can do?

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My eyes are down here

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everything reminds me of her

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You used too much milk

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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  • ckmnstr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?

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  • bdot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you could call them cup cakes

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      B cup cakes

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    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      D-cupcakes.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    those are some suckable cookies

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nabisco™ Tits.

    “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands

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    • bdot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      bistits

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  • SirMaple__@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    80085

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  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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  • WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How was the orgy?

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  • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just save them for the adult party.

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mmm…did you tho??

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    SCP-597

    unrelated note

    that scp is definitely someone’s fetish

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    • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Boobs.

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These would pair well with vaginger snaps

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What are these, cookies for infants?

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

    youtube.com/shorts/61IHLWROG7Y

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    👀

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was fist posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How dare his shitpost be shitty?

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.

        OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.

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    • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…

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  • mkhopper@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

    … Then go full cookie monster.

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  • JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eye don’t see the issue

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “eye ball” cookies

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those are titties

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