Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.
Rollercoaster
Submitted 2 weeks ago by gigachad@piefed.social to [deleted]
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Out Of Poop
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 weeks ago
Out Of Paper, toilet
Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rainbolt probably could tell ya.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP’S toilet by looking at this map lol
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
object-oriented programmer?
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.
gigachad@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Plot twist: he’s a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.
RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
long walk
1.71 milesaeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom
Bojack411@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love the calm before the storm.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.
Hope your pants are clean…
Herbie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah that’s relief that they’re almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Got some good distance on at least one too.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants…
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.
When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.
obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.
dufkm@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never ruin a good story with facts
scytale@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Ah returnee's release.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.
coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.