Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.
Rollercoaster
Submitted 1 month ago by gigachad@piefed.social to [deleted]
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Out Of Poop
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 month ago
Out Of Paper, toilet
Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rainbolt probably could tell ya.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP’S toilet by looking at this map lol
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
object-oriented programmer?
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.
gigachad@piefed.social 1 month ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plot twist: he’s a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.
RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 1 month ago
long walk
1.71 milesaeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom
Bojack411@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love the calm before the storm.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.
Hope your pants are clean…
Herbie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah that’s relief that they’re almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got some good distance on at least one too.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants…
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.
When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.
obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.
dufkm@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Never ruin a good story with facts
scytale@piefed.zip 1 month ago
The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Ah returnee's release.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.
coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.