to hell I say

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re just jealous they’re immortal.

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bones are sand. Sand is bones. Whales eat the bones into sand.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rocks that swim around like fish!

    No thank you the ocean!

    That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  have you considered… fried crab?

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• spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.

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• jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha

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  • Eiren@lemmygrad.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    true

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    • Eiren@lemmygrad.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      btw please take your b12 today 💕

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Counterpoint:

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  • TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Eiren@lemmygrad.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why are there so many girls and only one dilf

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    counterpoint accepted

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?

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• Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure

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• ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?

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  • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Counterpoint:

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    counter counter point:

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      arrest this man

      this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:

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      nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what on earth is he thinking?

      Nothing 🤗

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    • iii@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  (btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)

  That’s what a bot would say

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.

  Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    looks at everything

    Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It would certainly explain a lot.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

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• lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  but look at this guy. Isn’t he a cute little guy?

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  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    or look at this super cool octopus
    octopus video preview

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the commentary is hilarious.

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  • negativenull@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  we found everithing that tastes good

  we’ll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers

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  • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bet they don’t actually taste like marinara

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With lime and chilli sauce?

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  • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      especially so if they have no intelligence i guess

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  • alt_xa_23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mmm…steamed clams

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

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