Every time I make biscuits from a can

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The best defense is an aggressive offense. Before you even mess with the peel, WHOMP! them several times (as needed) against the edge of the counter, or better yet a corner, which is more likely to break through the wrap and bust them open. They can’t startle you if you startle them.

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  My trick is to shout HIYA really loud when I open it. I did learn to warn people I am going to do this first, so they don’t drop a cheese plate and then chase you with a broom.

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I could have sworn there was a mod for one of the GTA games that replaces the model/skin of the grenades with can of biscuit dough. You’d throw it, it’d roll and do nothing for a sec, then there would be no actual explosion, but that muffled splat sound the cans make and so dough squeeze out from the seams.

  …but the everything else responded normally as they would to a grenade; so a can of biscuit dough popping would still send people ragdolling away from it, cause cars to explode, etc.

  Maybe it was just a parody gif someone made and not an actual mod? I can’t find it. Q_Q

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• cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This can be avoided by making scratch biscuits lol

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m going to share with you the only way to open canned biscuits that’s full proof.

  Pull off some of the outer paper. Just a bit.

  Next place the canned biscuits in a bowl or tray of some kind.

  Next. Poor a little water on the canned biscuits.

  The water will eventually deep in enough and the cardboard will break up and POP!

  But it won’t happen immediately.

  So you can leave the room and wait for the pop at a safe distance.

  You are all welcome.

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t that how you’re supposed to do it?

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