it would be a better look

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Worshippers of Tupac do wear this.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Explicitly as an homage to the crucifix, though.

    Also, this is part of a Bill Hicks bit about Kennedy.

    Lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he’s gonna want to see a [beep]ing cross, man? “Ohhh!” May be why he hasn’t shown up yet. “Man, they’re still wearing crosses. [beep] it, I’m not goin’, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again, but … Let me bury fossil heads with you, Dad. [beep] ’em … Let’s [beep] with them! They’re [beep]in’ with me now, let’s get ’em. Give me that brontosaurus head, Dad.”

    You know, kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know. “Thinkin’ of John, Jackie. We love him. Just tryin’ to keep that memory alive, baby.”

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• vane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What if he died by snu snu ?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Big bronze fanny

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think we might be wearing bows, crossbows, slings, catapults or trebuchets more than a gun if he was shot, considering they had those other things to shoot him with.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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  • DahGangalang@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Prolly just a water drop.

    I’m also on board with this.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can’t even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      flip him upside down?

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Styrofoam boots

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Would baptisms be called “golden showers”?

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• omniman@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s too early for this shit.

    Being that high, I mean.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      wake a nd bake bruh

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• serenissi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  true american dream

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.

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    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

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• mhague@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Supposedly was crucified upside down.

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• sylver_dragon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
  And we’d have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army’s ammunition needs.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the “relic” angle of selling fragments to the believers

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Haha imagine a little golden electric chair, or gallows, or lethal injection machine.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      and i could use it for my cigars! i’d have to start smoking

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  • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hell if it were the gallows, wearing a necklace with a knot might have become prescribed religious attire.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Random thing I just learned. The other day, I heard the news refer to the company Glock. 33 years of life and I had no idea Glock was a brand name. I thought it was a word for a type of gun, like rifle is a type of gun

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some christians do. There’s a fork of the unification church.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To shreds you say

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d wear one of those if I could afford it

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bold of you to assume that I’m not.

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