Some christians do. There’s a fork of the unification church.
it would be a better look
Submitted 7 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
vane@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What if he died by snu snu ?
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Big bronze fanny
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
I think we might be wearing bows, crossbows, slings, catapults or trebuchets more than a gun if he was shot, considering they had those other things to shoot him with.
someguy3@lemmy.world 7 months ago
To shreds you say
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.
serenissi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
true american dream
omniman@anarchist.nexus 7 months ago
jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s too early for this shit.
Being that high, I mean.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
wake a nd bake bruh
cRazi_man@europe.pub 7 months ago
Worshippers of Tupac do wear this.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Explicitly as an homage to the crucifix, though.
Also, this is part of a Bill Hicks bit about Kennedy.
Lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he’s gonna want to see a [beep]ing cross, man? “Ohhh!” May be why he hasn’t shown up yet. “Man, they’re still wearing crosses. [beep] it, I’m not goin’, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again, but … Let me bury fossil heads with you, Dad. [beep] ’em … Let’s [beep] with them! They’re [beep]in’ with me now, let’s get ’em. Give me that brontosaurus head, Dad.”
You know, kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know. “Thinkin’ of John, Jackie. We love him. Just tryin’ to keep that memory alive, baby.”
mhague@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Supposedly was crucified upside down.
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
And we’d have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army’s ammunition needs.HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the “relic” angle of selling fragments to the believers
funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bold of you to assume that I’m not.
Rooskie91@discuss.online 7 months ago
Haha imagine a little golden electric chair, or gallows, or lethal injection machine.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 months ago
I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
and i could use it for my cigars! i’d have to start smoking
Stovetop@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Hell if it were the gallows, wearing a necklace with a knot might have become prescribed religious attire.
hOrni@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?
ramble81@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Would baptisms be called “golden showers”?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can’t even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 months ago
flip him upside down?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Styrofoam boots
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Prolly just a water drop.
I’m also on board with this.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d wear one of those if I could afford it
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Random thing I just learned. The other day, I heard the news refer to the company Glock. 33 years of life and I had no idea Glock was a brand name. I thought it was a word for a type of gun, like rifle is a type of gun