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Creative way to boost your business
Submitted 7 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I hope this is AI generated and a bad joke.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
What’s the problem?
exu@feditown.com 7 months ago
You’re in a shitposting community man
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Shit post ≠ shitpost
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Moose Knuckle gets a free Beef Bacon Belly Buster Breakfast Burrito.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
those are more expensive, right? a win’s a win
kautau@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
sundray@lemmus.org 7 months ago
I’m having trouble imagining what would constitute “best” in this context.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Like porn, it’s hard to define but you know when you see it
Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This particular bar actually had a woman who was an expert on rating moose knuckles. And she was doing the judging
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You can give out multiple free coffees
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Imagine being the woman who drags herself in there, still mostly asleep, orders her coffee, gets it free?, drinks it, goes outside and sees this
That’d be pretty fucking gross
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Wait, does the barista want a closer look?
-me, after that
molestme247@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fug off
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Can we fucking get over the Pearl clutching on the left and just laugh. Especially with jokes like this. I grew up with the idea that the right were Puritans and somehow the left adopted this ugly tight ass unfunny world view and it sucks.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Can we on the left have some people enjoy a joke and others find it offensive without posting an essay about why either everybody or nobody should find it offensive?
violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
on the left
is basic human decency both political and left wing
Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I use a virtue signaling app that is updated everyday. It gives me all the things that I have to be against or for. Checked this morning and “camel toe” is under the “bad” items. So to show my virtue I must be against it.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
I’ve no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.
TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Could you… explain how it’s funny?
Cuz… what?
There’s a big difference between seeing someone with major camel toe and laughing about it vs this weird creepy predator shit.
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 7 months ago
The think the objection is that this is specifically targeted at women, and it’s something that someone might be self conscious about.
“Free coffee to shortest/tallest/skinniest/fattest man” would be also be offensive IMHO, because it’s singling out people for a trait for which they maybe don’t want to be singled out.
Crude humor is great, if all parties are in on the joke; I believe the point that parent was making was that all parties are not necessarily in on the joke.
bam13302@ttrpg.network 7 months ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ironic how any guy that says “disgusting” desperately wants to see it.
0ops@piefed.zip 7 months ago
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
…until Joe came in. With his bloody, freshly cut off, camel’s toe.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Real camel toe is disgusting. The other is just fun to look at.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Furries can be foot guys too.
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thats not an “until”, it’s a winner
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Damn wish I could find something like this. I’m mtf post surgery. For whatever reason my doctor blessed me with a camel toe big enough to punch time cards
Gladaed@feddit.org 7 months ago
Do you not discuss desired outcomes before such surgery? I struggle to believe they don’t have a wide variety of possibile outcomes.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
I was able to discuss desired outcomes but there’s no guarantee on these things. Plus the first surgery is more about getting everything in place and functional then people can go in later to pretty it up if that’s wanted. From what I experienced each surgeon has really specific skills and you shop based on that then let the chosen one go to town on the bits. The things I was most invested in had more to do with certain functionality than looks so that’s where my discussions were focused. Now that I’m here though I wouldn’t change a thing I think having a camel toe from hell is hilarious so it gets to stay
malware@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
😳😳 damn
I was wondering about the procedure, does ‘it’ work though? Like with nerves and stuff or medical field not that advanced yet? Low-key thinking about transitioning ngl
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Sure does work, and here you go my hole story: lemmy.zip/post/39222527