The five seasons are: spooky candy, christmas candy, easter candy, fresh strawberries, and ice cream.
I'm ready for spooky
Submitted 16 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I like the way you think!
drdalek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Im built for winter. Summer can fuck off (im in Arizona;don’t hurt me)
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
My body hair and excess blubber is perfectly adapted to low temperatures. I sweat nonstop when it hits + 70 degrees fahrenheit until it’s winter again.
Starski@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Same, where most people have seasonal depression during the winter, I have it during the summer, every second feels like hell and I just can’t wait until it gets to fall, which is luckily very close by
halvar@lemy.lol 15 hours ago
Winter isn’t depression it’s chill
three@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
True I’ll just choose to be happy
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 hours ago
Some real “bootstraps” vibes…
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Tomato season in California is called strawberry season. I guess we can call it red fruit season?
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
And in Southern California allergy season is year round. Fuck you, ragweed.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’ve never really got the whole winter gives depression thing. Yea theres less sunlight, but its not like i enjoyed every single minute of sunlight in summer. You can snowshoe or ski through the woods instead of hike. You can fish in a hut instead of off a boat. You can go weeeee down a big hill then realize your cardio sucks walking back up. Learn to dress adequately and for the most part the cold isn’t that big a deal. Sometime i do end up working through all the daylight hours but my job is often outside so i still catch some sun while on the clock.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Yeah, I think we can tell you’ve never been depressed…
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I have been, then i do my best to stop the behaviors that are putting me there and start doing the stuff that alleviates it. I haven’t been clinically depressed or had it majorly derail my life but I’ve had some rough stretches.
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Not all of us live in a place that actually gets snow when it gets cold. So you stay indoors cause you have fuck else to do, and the lack of sunshine just makes the seasonal depression that much spicier. Yeah you can bundle up, but like, if there’s nothing to do then why bother going out?
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
If theres no snow you can still go on regular walks or hikes. If the water isn’t frozen you can paddle and fish it. You can ride a bike down a big hill instead of sledding it. Theres still plenty to do snow or no snow.
Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Shhh, eating my 'Mato and Mayer sandwich. Mmmm.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I was happy to see Halloween candy and a Spirit Halloween in August
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Depression and allergies are supposed to stop?
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 15 hours ago
I was going to say, someone has never heard of ragweed or mold
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
I’m allergic to literally everything that grows in my region. I’m lucky that 6 months of immunotherapy reduced that a lot.
But I also have persistent depressive disorder, and have had it for like 20 years. I honestly don’t remember what it’s like to not be depressed. I guess the closest is robo ripping while blackout drunk, but I’ve been forced sober by my SO