Hot birds in your area ifykyk

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• thegr8goldfish@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for ‘Andean Cock of the Rock’. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did it look like Conan?

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    • thegr8goldfish@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’ll have to decide for yourself. I recommend safe search: moderate.

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• codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!

  Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo…

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Poo-tee-weet.

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No list is complete without the woodcock

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!

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• Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Call me when you find the mythic shag

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry, rare shag is all we got.

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Common shag is fantastic.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Back in the day people be naming birds like “brown tittied groundling gayfa*ot*” and nobody be batting an eye

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “miserable titwank”

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If reincarnation is real I wouldn’t mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice

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• Eyekaytee@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  why would they need to do something about it?

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• francois@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, horny nerds weren’t invented with computers

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• mapmyhike@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.birdzilla.com/learn/funny-bird-names/

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• axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Poor banana

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.

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