Mmmm suppositories.

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• percent@infosec.pub ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  That reminds me of a joke:

  What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “South mouth”… wake up honey, a new euphemism just dropped.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not new lol

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Toothless one

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My partner’s been using it for 20 years.

    Oh shit…is this how I find out she’s a time traveler?

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      She always knew you’d find out.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  S O U T H M O U T H

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well don’t put any in your east or west mouth or you might puncture your eardrum

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• Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There was a guy I knew in college who insisted everyone call him “South.”

  “Put some South in yo mouth!” was his constant catchphrase.

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• EvilFonzy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Feel good from Mouth to South!

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• xylol@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  _Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me / I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed _

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