MarriedCavelady50

@MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit lost it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes me think we must of missed out on news stories of people wanting to fuck clippy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: Go get a shot, now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did they even release the shots for 2025-2026 yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pyramid of power⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Proud to be one of Americas 4 companies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people still wear these caps in the water?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus Marie?, they’re just Minerals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people still wear these caps in the water?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sunscreens are generally either mineral based or chemical based.

  And all inferior to letting another material tank the UV danage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just confirming that this is because you’ll both enter the relationship as economically equivalent?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people still wear these caps in the water?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chemical free sun protection, as the lord intended.

  Haters say you can get the same effect from sunscreen you smear across your skin with chemicals you can’t pronounce. Let them live with their jerky skin for seeking the embrace of the sun god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I swear it’s just an overactive pattern matching sub-system, I swear!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Everywhere we look in these exceptional preservation deposits, [...] we see priapulids,” says Mussini.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Email paywall

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s more efficient tm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are these titties cigarettes? Asking for a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a generation thing. But I’d rather clown on her for the smoking and seatbelts than her body choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨248 Legally Deceased "Patients" are In These Dewars Awaiting Future Revival - Cryonics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thawing out scientists whose research is stalled because aliens have blocked sub atomic particle research.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate how fucking relevant the whole show is. Including McCain being the most like able Republican somehow.

  “If Sugar is so bad for you, then why did Jesus make it taste so good?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨248 Legally Deceased "Patients" are In These Dewars Awaiting Future Revival - Cryonics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So the gamble is that tech is invented before money runs out?

  But also didn’t one routine inspection discover liquefied human remains?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvard dropouts to launch ‘always on’ AI smart glasses that listen and record every conversation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Per my recent submission to the galactic council (most recent human newspaper), they practically couldn’t save themselves even if they wanted to. Parasitizing their brains through my eyeglass network is a mercy, and now we are one voice planet wide.

  • Testimony of the Terran AI mesh network, parasitizing the original species via their ocular lobes.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The AI Report That's Spooking Wall Street | The majority of companies are failing to see any returns on their AI investments, a report finds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s integrating these AIs?

  Humans!

  Follow the meat sack trail….

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth inequality seems like the only outcome in a system where capital gains are taxed less than labor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Return to Aztec where sacrifices had structure and were scholar priest approved (probably)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth inequality seems like the only outcome in a system where capital gains are taxed less than labor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A system crash is usually what happens. Exciting history book times.

  The crash may take a thousand years or more tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handful of people are slowly killing over 8 billion people, but we're expected to sit idly by and let it happen⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the 0.1 percent being supported by the 1% who are a lucky day away from joining them, and the 9% who live pretty good lives as rewards for helping the 1%.

  Pyramid scheme all the way down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PARTY TIME⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m hedging my bets that microplastics are a cliff problem. Avoid them right and you’ll die before you’ll ever see their effects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PARTY TIME⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  White trash me: what’s the issue?

  Science nerd me: that plastic probably was intended for maximum durability, not food safety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White Maleman, cooking YouTuber, loves to tell you what to do⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stick resistant is more accurate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird ban⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see an empty sandwich bread (birds aren’t real)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like the obvious way to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So cling wrap the top at a minimum. Then fill wipe down afterwards.

  For all the trouble I’d just triple bag the turkey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Society needs to keep score on positive impacts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Black Mirror Nosedive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Begun the raw vs grilled foods war has.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Charcoal grill is political. And is that a single use drink ware?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Algorithm internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a yes or no question bud