I always thought it was the sound. A dry pop vs a wet squelch
What makes a fart dry vs wet?
Submitted 10 months ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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sbeak@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Taco Bell
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Moisture
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Wetness.
shaggyb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Poop
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Distance from a toilet. Further you are away, the wetter it’s likely to be tending towards diarrhoea.
Lasherz12@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The swamp ass factor (saf) as well as the % forecast on diarrhea.
Steve@communick.news 10 months ago
All farts are dry. If it’s wet, it’s known a shart.
As in a shit you thought was a fart.nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
poop
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Lack of a skidmark
Enkrod@feddit.org 10 months ago
So, behind your anus, there is your rectum, it’s a chamber that is usually empty, only if the colon is too full or shortly before you defecate does it get filled with stool.
Normal farts are gas coming from your colon and filling your rectum like a balloon, when you fart all that pressure is released and because the rectum is usually empty, only gas escapes.
But when you do have stool in your rectum… for example because your colon is overflowing into it or because the consistency of your stool is too fluid to be held back from the rectum, then that depressurization will push out with it the other content of your ass, straight into your underpants.
This is btw. how anal-sex is usually cleaner than people imagine it to be, because the rectum is empty (mostly) clean.
Still… wash your hands/dick/toy before touching anyone, anything or anywhere else. Generally be hygienic guys.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What about when its not like poop-poop but like the clear poop juice? (Sorry I don’t know how to word this but this is a serious question)
Enkrod@feddit.org 10 months ago
I’m not a doctor, just a curious guy with an equally curious girlfriend and since we like to be informed we’ve read up on stuff. Also I suffer from irritable bowel syndrome so I know a little bit about that. But if you have serious questions don’t ask me, ask a medical professional.
Having said that, that clear, slimy butt-juice is called mucus, it’s what’s coating your colon and just a little bit of slimy mucus in your stool is normal.
Large amounts of clear(ish) stool could be something a doctor should look into.
someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So when we get the feeling of needing to poop, is that the rectum filling up or something else?
Enkrod@feddit.org 10 months ago
Yes, the need to defecate is (mostly) governed by the rectal walls stretching.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Diet plays a role
Most people don’t get enough fiber, I put ground flax seed in yogurt and try to up my fruit intake.
over_clox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s a delicate balance of semen content, obviously.
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Position of your hole and cheeks I imagine
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shit. The answer is shit.
Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
A wet fart is a slightly more polite way to say shit yourself.
Basically if there is poo in your undies after a fart it was a wet day.
capuccino@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where a I live when we hear a fart like that we say “salió con caldito”.
teft@piefed.world 10 months ago
"It came with a little broth?"
I love it.
De donde eres?
capuccino@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sonora 🦌
Kaput@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where I live it’s a “pet-sauce”
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Moisture?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Merman!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And lack of it.
BussyGyatt@feddit.org 10 months ago
Moisture/fat content of the fart.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How can a fart be fatty?
BussyGyatt@feddit.org 10 months ago
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