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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Big if true. Maybe as much as 330,000 the mass of the earth.

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    • TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s like… 1 sun. What a coincidence.

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    • nuko147@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      With some rough calculations it might be 0.00001578 Light Years far.

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  • ook@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I know it is a meme, but I feel this is a little too belittling of climate change being responsible for increase in temperature. Like, I can see this unironically shared on Facebook and twitter with people being “hurrdurr, fake climate change, heat comes from sun!!!”.

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    • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My conspiracy theorist mom shared stuff like this all the time. This will absolutely be shared among climate change deniers as they roll coal on their way to the funeral for their daughters who died in the Texas floods.

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    • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The solution to climate change is to blow up the sun. Obvious.

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    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s one of Alex Jones and several of his “sources” main apologetic for climate change. They claim the sun is the “main driver for climate change.”

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    • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, someone should put an Onion watermark on this thing for safety!!

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The number of times I’ve had to explain to adults that the sun is a star is way more than it should be. It never stops being so disappointing too that even the most basic shit, not this exclusively, is just something so many people don’t know, think about, have any interest in and don’t ever read more than the sparse title about that thing in the news (those titles and articles often being partly of fully false).

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    • PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve explained to many adults, many with college educations, that insects are animals. Understandable for those who don’t realize corals are animals, but they think bugs are plants or something? Smh

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think for many people, when they say animal, they think vertebrate. When asked what insects are, they can’t answer.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This and “humans are animals”. It’s shocking the amount of times I’ve had to argue this.

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      • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Also, “The experiences of non-human animals are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own. It harms us when we take pleasure in cruelty and violence.”

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idk anything about stars or solar systems, but when my house gets too hot I just close the curtains and it helps everything cool down. Maybe we can close earth’s curtains and will fix it?

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    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This does happen and it’s an effective way to decrease the temperature:

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      Might be difficult to implement at scale though.

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That’s literally a photo of it happening at the only scale that matters. The solution is that once the moon is there, we just need to stop it from moving away.

        Problem solved forever.

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      • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        By more importantly, what color should the curtains be?

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      • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        A remote positional moon-sized sun shade? That’s crazy enough to work I think you’ve solved the heatwave here

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      • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Couldn’t we do this in a more localized way for large cities? Like a big ol’ shade satellite for areas being dangerously affected by heat waves? I know it’s just a bandaid but we will need these kinds of extreme weather mitigation techniques to keep us alive so we can solve climate change or die trying.

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      • wischi@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s not really hard to implement at all but would just trade pest for cholera. We could just burn a lot of coal again, the dustier and dirtier the better. But that’s pretty bad for air quality but it would seriously cool the planet.

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      • BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Simpsons did it!

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      1950s general with itchy trigger finger and extra nuclear bombs:

      “Hold me beer!”

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why would libs put it there in the first place?

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    • Kacarott@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We better destroy it just to be safe

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They should try to extinguish it… with water…

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well, if you add enough water quickly enough, it should cool down.

      And if you add it slowly enough, it should just go out after “just” a “short” while.

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      • Kornblumenratte@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I doubt this would work. The sun runs on hydrogen fusion. Adding water is just adding fuel to fire.

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    • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is like some Trump logic right here

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  • arschfidel@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reminds me of when Beatrix von Storch, politician from the far-right German party AfD, once suggested suing the sun for damages done by climate change in an interview.

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    • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Also den Fremdscham, den ich bei dieser Menge an pseudowissenschaftlichen trara verspürte… cringre^10

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  • Xande@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I knew it!

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    • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve been saying this for years!

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  • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t Talk To Me Or My Sun Ever Again

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah it’s a funny joke, but this kind of shit actually works on people to an alarming degree.

    I think it’s an extension of dunning-kruger, essentially. These dummies love “knowing” something that all those smug educated people that study it for a living somehow do not know. It’s something I see in my more conservative relatives too, the need to put others down to establish your legitimacy.

    Even decades ago I remember hearing in conservative media the revelations that water vapor was a greenhouse gas, or that methane was, or that the sun goes through cycles, or that the earth’s orbit isn’t perfectly circular. Every single time it was discussed with the wonder of that brain exploding in space dude meme. Just flinging that confusion and doubt in all directions, knowing that each piece will probably be the thing that convinces part of the audience.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why is Saturn bigger than the sun?

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    • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Perspective can’t be the answer.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        But it’s behind the sun, so perspective should make it even smaller! Also this is obviously to scale.

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  • Tronn4@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can everyone not focus on the Sun? -Dotard 47

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    fake.

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