I LIKE CORN!

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• matengor@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Graphic design is my passion. Unironically, I like it 👍🏼

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you ready? 💦

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    • sys_team_chapel@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

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    • matengor@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My cob is sweaty 🥵

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  • TurtleTourParty@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s actually easily readable which gives it points from me

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• Odo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.

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  • manicdave@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.

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    • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Turns out ghosts also like corn.

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    • Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.

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    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.

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• jcs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That kid is one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Forn cog!

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    fornicogtion

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Forncog Lagforn!

    I say, I say

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• winkly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I always get a bad case of corn fog when I eat too much caramel corn

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  TIL I am a deer. Thank you science!

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• LilB0kChoy@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  First time I’ve ever seen/heard transpire used in that way. I’m one of today’s lucky 10,000!

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Transpire” is the plant version of “perspire.” TIL, too!

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  • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fun fact, that’s the origin of the word.

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• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ⚠️ CORN FOG!

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• HylicManoeuvre@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wonder how come, since C4 plants, such as corn, have high water-use efficiency

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A plant can use water efficiently, in terms of getting a lot of CO2 in exchange for the water they transpire, and still use a lot of water.

    Corn grows super fast at peak season.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In some cases, such as no wind, you can evem hear it growing. It’s like bamboo in that regard, which makes sense since they’re both grasses

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• rayyy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Guess JFK Jr gets more roadkill deer.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Brak likes corn!

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s got the (fog) juice!

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  #CORNNATION

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Hwat in cornnashun!?”

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• HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ORDER CORN

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• Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fog corn leg corn!

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Isn’t that blocked in most cities? CornFog.com the best corn still allowed.

  Doggie corn BDSN CP DCP Reverse Corngirl And cornalinguis.

  All their videos are extremely unique… Guy visits girl in an unimaginably huge number of ways, yada yada yada, they’re having corn. Yeah! Right there. They’re just doing it! C’mon Jerry! They don’t care if we watch. No they don’t! Its just corn! Who are these people!

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