On a definitely related note, I’ve recently been thinking it’s wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.
In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.
it's just science
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Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That sounds fucking disgusting
match@pawb.social 4 days ago
worldwide astroturf
xylol@leminal.space 3 days ago
Just go to Vegas and walk through the casinos now imagine them even less maintained
propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 days ago
Asphalt and concrete roads are both just elaborate gravel roads
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 19 hours ago
packaged gravel
couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.
Taleya@aussie.zone 5 days ago
Negative, i am haggis
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I am a meat popsicle.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
You should really stop funneling oats down your trachea, the doctors are getting worried
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Surely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
What else is there to do for fun??
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I lay in your mom’s yeast roll
Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 5 days ago
We’re made out of meat?
klemptor@startrek.website 5 days ago
I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.
hansolo@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
LuckyJones@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Shh! Not so loud. You’ll spook the neighbours.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 5 days ago
My favorite version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Maybe we’re a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it’s not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.
logicbomb@lemmy.world 5 days ago
But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn’t be a string of hot dogs.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I don’t know if they’re dogs, but they’re definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=>
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tfowinder@beehaw.org 4 days ago
Your take is shit!
anhkagi@jlai.lu 5 days ago
a hotdog isn’t just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho
Prox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌
draconik@infosec.pub 5 days ago
Speak for yourself
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 days ago
winkly@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s hotdogs all the way down
propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 days ago
Only after you wrap yourself in a bread blanket
RedBauble@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Does this mean a hotdog is positevely invariant?
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
this is what ancient greek philosophy is actually like
ApeNo1@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Oh hotdog, you completo me.
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 5 days ago
pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
hot dogs don’t have casings
zerofk@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Yes I’m a hot dawg for sure.
FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Sausage in - sausage out
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 5 days ago
this is like some wacky epiphany I’d have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Philosophy memes
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 days ago
You are what you eat.