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Found a fucking list.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word "fuck". Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f', fuck is the only word referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word.  Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck", as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word "fuieken", which means to strike.  

    In English, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories: 

    • As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley. 

    *As an intransitive verb:  Shirley fucks. 

    Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as... 

    • An adjective such as:  John's doing all the fucking work. 
    • As part of an adverb:  Shirley talks too fucking much. 
    • As an adverb enhancing an adjective:  Shirley is fucking beautiful. 
    • As a noun:  I don't give a fuck. 
    • As part of a word:  abso-fucking-lutely  or  in-fucking-credible. 
    • And as almost every word in a sentence:  Fuck the fucking fuckers. 

    As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck such as these examples describing situations such as: 

    • Fraud:  I got fucked at the used car lot. 
    • Dismay: ahhh fuck it. 
    • Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now. 
    • Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy. 
    • Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question. 
    • Inquiry: Who the fuck was that? 
    • Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here. 
    • Incompetence: He's a fuck-off. 
    • Dismissal:  Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

    I'm sure you can think of many more examples. 

    With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. 

    It will identify the quality of your character immediately. 

    Say it loudly and proudly:  FUCK YOU!

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  • Henry@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this a beginner’s guide to English? :)

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I am fucking learning.

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Again, with TWO meanings.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word…

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    • blackstampede@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Taste: these are fucking delicious!

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t think it should count if the sentence conveys the same meaning if the fuck word is removed. That eliminates half this list.

      And OP hasn’t included phrases that should have obviously been on the list, e.g. “that’s fucked up”

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      • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        This tastes fuckly?

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  • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Incredulous: I don’t fucking think so.

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  • DominatorX1@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Completism : You fucking nailed it.

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Celebration: fuck yeah

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      • DominatorX1@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Sensory : I can’t see fuck.

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  • moonbasesquid@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Admiration: That is a nice fucking list.

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  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The most flexible fuckin’ word in the English language!

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      so good even the French say it!

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  • guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The Polish word pierdolić “to fuck” is so versatile there exists this excellent reference resource: pierdology.webflow.io

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    • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As usual polish and hungarian are good friends. For us fuck is “basz” or one of these many beautiful forms: Basz, baszakszik, baszd meg, baszogat, basztat, agyonbasz, elbasz, félrebasz, kibasz, rábasz, alábasz, átbasz, bebasz, belebasz, elbasz, felbasz, hazzábasz, idabasz, körbebasz, lebasz, megbasz, odabasz, összebasz, széjjelbasz, szétbasz, visszabasz, nekibasz.

      Im sure that both for polish and hungarian these are bot all the forms you find in the wild.

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  • Aedis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This guy fucks

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In all these instances, you could replace “fuck” with “smurf” and there is no problem.

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  • WereHacker@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    English, such a diverse and beautiful language. And on top the grammar is so easy and it is even easy to spell. To bad it is so hard to recognize sarcasm in writing.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ISMO does this with “shit”.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo

    So thankful English is my first language. What a damned nightmare of a lexicon.

    “The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” -James D. Nicoll

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tried to translate them to hungarian: Sexual: Basszunk! Mischief: Baszkodok veled. Aggression: Szétbaszlak! Anger: Basszálj rá! Regret: Bassza meg! Resignation: Baszok rá! Surprise: A kibaszott lelkem! Greeting: Baszd meg, jó reggelt! Fraud: Átbasztak. Identification: Kibaszottul nem tudom ki vagy. Philosophical: Ki baszik rá? Compliment: Kibaszottul szép. Threat: Ne baszkodj velem! Realization: Baszottul igazam volt!

    Most of the question ones only work with fasz which means dick: Puzzlement: Mi a fasz? Confusion: Hol a faszba vagyunk? Wonder: Az mi a fasz? Amazement: Hogy a faszba csinálta?

    We actually have a lot more nuance just in a different way than english. In english fuck is usually used in a construction where it only emphasizes the action being done while in hungarian and slavic languages(at least from what i heard from my friends) the verb it self is vulgar which is much more fun.

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  • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I read this as a person experiencing the whole human condition in one wild moment

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Indignation: Give me a fucking break!

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Philosophical should be “why should I give a fuck?”

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Was that an honest question or rhetorical? :)

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      • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Neither, just a proposed edit to the list of fucks lol

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  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fucking amazing

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks a fuck

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And that can be taken TWO different ways!

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    great another fucking MAGAT

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    images posting this on a platform that forces you to sensor text, it would be as redacted as the Mueller Report

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I love Wonder.

    I can never hear stuff like “they were filled with wonder” again.

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